Some Reality Web

We're finally home and ready for the rest of the world to meet Genevieve Salvatore. She's absolutely perfect in every imaginable way. Thank you to everyone who came to the hospital and helped keep the doors at bay. I owe you all way more than just a 'thanks'.

[ Lizze and Josie ]

We love you both. Genevieve loves you already. Thank you for all of the gifts.

[ Geralt ]

You're kind of my hero.

So... do I want to eat this cookie??

I don't think I got a cookie...

[ETA: A little while later]





False alarm.

I finally got a job! It is perfect! It is at NerdStop*!





[Store is like ThinkGeek and name is credited to Kei]

Well... It is nice to be back here again, I guess?? I missed my job even if it's... not quite the same as working at CatCo!

If you've lost someone recently, I'm... really sorry and here if you need a listening ear.

ELENA GILBERT
Hey, you. How're you holding up? When are you due even!? Is that okay to ask..?!

My brother isn't here anymore...

It's so hot! I can't get comfortable. I'm miserable. Who wanted this?

I think I've drunk a million gallons of bug juice. Maybe not the best idea?

Ciri has gone.

YEN
If you wish for solitude today, I... understand.

[Filtered to the Mikaelson family]

I am thinking we do something we've never done. We have so much to celebrate, being given a new chance here after all.

Family Game Night.

I can already hear you laughing. Stop it.

Just a night of normalcy and fun, drinks and bonding. Monopoly or this Cards Against Humanity Game I've heard a about.

Pictionary is also possible, but Hope and Niklaus would have a step up on the rest of us...


[Delena]

And how is Elena Jr? When is your due date?

This is fine.

[Bon]
...sorry I don't exactly have a change of clothes for you. I can go bum some off of my sister? Stay as long as you want.

[Mystic Falls minus Bonnie]
Give her space. She is... closer to my time point. It is a shit time. So, yeah, just give her space. I'm working on explaining everything.

...what has this much power?

I suppose I should be rejoicing I have yet to be inflicted by this latest ailment the Entity has for us. I do not wish to relive my childhood

I need a bloody drink.

I never want to relive being 10 years old ever again. That was....I am mortified beyond belief.

[Elena and Damon]

I am so...so sorry. I don't even know what to say.

I had pizza tonight with...pepperoni is what Freya calls it. I like it better than cheesy noodles. Goddess Elena also got me chocolate cake!

i went to the park yesterday with goddess Elena! i magiced her a pink flower thats beauty will never die just like hers. i held her hand and she gave me ice cream and it was even better than the cheesey noodles!

Hello? Where am I? I can’t be here. I gotta protect Niklaus from father. Kol stop playing jokes with magic, mother says it is not a toy.

21 weeks and all of these baggy clothes are making me look like a smuggler. I hate them. So, I guess we can't hide it anymore...

Whether the world is ready for it or not whether I'm ready for it or not...

There is going to be a tiny Gilbert-Salvatore and judging by the demanding kicks? She's already too much like Damon.

Goodland my arse. This is bloody Manhattan. I should know. I've been here God knows how many times in the last thousand years.

Jubilant Entity you better be trying very hard to get me back. I swear to God. Bloody hell.

I should buy stock in sports tape at this rate. ...maybe punching bags as well.

Why do I keep working out hungover? Ugh. I hate myself.

[Josie&Lizzie&Hope]
I'm going to basically run 5K this weekend. You are welcome to join me.

This place can be rather disappointing at times. Suppose I shall be making yet another tally mark.

It would be so easy to shut it all off-

I think I shall go enjoy a drink.