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Tweak says, "-and yet it lives?"

ʙᴀʀᴛᴏɴ (cauterising) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2020-10-10 15:46:00

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active: clint barton, active: gamora, active: natasha romanoff

» network | clint barton
There's something visceral about witnessing a half-android assassin curb stomping a scarecrow while calling it a 'pussy bitch'. Someone take away Nebula's subscription to reality television please.

Also, don't let her watch Toy Story ever again.

[ TEXTS TO GAMORA ]

» I need your help to get Nebula's arm back on.
» She still wants to go beat the shit out of some scarecrows with it and I think she's about done with the Buzz Lightyear impersonation.

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	comespywithme 2020-10-11 12:11 am UTC (link)
	A pussy bitch? I hate that I missed that. Where are you? Are you still in there and if not, tell me where you are because I'll be there in five minutes. [Clintasha] That scared the shit out of me. I thought...well you know what I thought. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cauterising 2020-10-11 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	She's gotten fucking creative with her smack talk. We fell out, and by fell out I mean I had to drag Neb out. We're near the park. [ CLINTASHA ] Yeah. Not gonna lie, Nebula being there was probably the only really calming thing. Until she beat the stuffing out of every scarecrow we came across. No Red Skull, so that was a plus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comespywithme 2020-10-12 01:50 am UTC (link)
	That's a good one. That's right up there with some of mine. I think I can find that. [CLINTASHA] I've never seen Nebula fight but I can imagine what that was like. Definite plus. Although Nebula carving him up would have been something to see. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cauterising 2020-10-13 11:04 am UTC (link)
	We should teach her more languages, you know, the colourful ones. [ CLINTASHA ] She's vicious. It mean, it's poetic, but she's vicious. I want to keep her. He'd have more than a red skull then. I dunno if Nebula gets tired, but I definitely am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comespywithme 2020-10-20 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Nebula cursing in Russian would be damn awesome don't you think? Or Chinese. [ CLINTASHA ] You have a thing for vicious women. Not that I'm complaining. I don't know if she does either. I'll give you a back rub or a whatever you want rubbed rub when we meet up. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Gamora/Clint mammadontdance 2020-10-11 12:15 am UTC (link)
	>>Where are you? >>Quill and I are trying to find Baby Groot who apparently thought he might have some relatives in here. >>Tell her to stay still, I'll be there as soon as we either find Groot or I can calm down Peter enough to move again. >>And I hate to admit it but I sliced a few myself. Actually no, I don't hate it, they deserved it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Gamora/Clint cauterising 2020-10-11 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	» We just came through the other side. » Groot'll probably find you the moment a scarecrow finds him. » I'll meet up with Nat and get Nebula back to the apartments at least. » Since fine, just... arm off. If you spot one of her swords can you grab it? » She's bitching a lot about those things so I'd say slice a little more viciously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gamora/Clint mammadontdance 2020-10-12 01:53 am UTC (link)
	>> We should be behind you. >> Groot is headed this way. >> Unless Peter is just randomly yelling Groot. >> Which isn't imposible. >> I'll do that. >> And we'll get the arm back on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gamora/Clint cauterising 2020-10-13 11:06 am UTC (link)
	» It would be just like Peter to yell, loudly, in a dark forest, filled with murder scarecrows. » He doesn't see a lot of horror movies, does he? » She's literally shaking it around, holding her own hands. » I'm concerned she's gonna brain me or herself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gamora/Clint mammadontdance 2020-10-20 04:00 am UTC (link)
	>>It really would. I will not deny that. >>No, I don't think he did. He liked some man named Kevin Bacon? Apparently he saved the world by dancing. >>Yes, that sounds like her. >> Stay out of arms reach. Both arms. (Reply to this) (Parent)