Some Reality Web

So my birthday is on Saturday and I wasn't sure if I even wanted a party or anything but I got an idea!

Mani/pedis! I haven't had a good mani/pedi in forever. So anyone who wants to can come with (Clauds, Aracely, sorry you don't actually get a choice) and then maybe we can get some pizza and ice cream after?

What are things that are “girl things” and what are things that are “boy things”? I can do a lot of the same things that Torunn can do, and Tony never made us only do boy things or girl things.

[Tony, James, Torunn, Bruce]
There was a girl in class and she had really pretty nail polish. I said that I liked that color and that maybe I would paint my nails like that because it looked cool and I really like the color red and she said that I cant.

So of course I was going to anyway so I didn’t eat lunch so I could take my lunch money to the store on the way home and buy nail polish, but the lady who takes the money said it was only for girls.

[Claudia, Stacey, Teddy]
You guys would still be my friends even if I painted my nails blue, right?

( cw for some violent imagery )

wait wait wait!

what's a Goodland? I mean, cool I get a spot. but what is it? are the ostriches friendly? do they have defences? Jonathan might try to eat their legs...

does Laura have a spot too? are we slicing something?

I know I'm probably supposed to play it cool and pretend this is old hat for me by now but

NO, I WON'T DO IT, THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

Hey kids, want to go see if we can figure out what constellations are nearby? Or maybe we're not even in our galaxy, that would be even better. There could be stuff out here we haven't even discovered yet on Earth!

Think we'll meet some aliens?

( Cut for picture )

I have never seen so many people in one place before. it's so loud

They have a bunch of things that I want to join.... they have Mathelete's and a science club.

This is overwhelming amazing.

How does one go about finding a job here? I am not sure where ruling a country, fluency in multiple languages, foreign and domestic policy skills, and dealing with foreign dignitaries fit in here. There is even machines to make ice here so I doubt my magical skills help much in the matter either.

Everyone stop what you are doing right this instance.

Did you? Good.

This is a blessing. The building has been blessed!

( This is no order dog, ladies and gentlemen... )

This is, by far, better than any flowers or chocolates I could have gotten. Honestly, Matthew. I'm heartbroken.


( ooc note! )

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Look what I got! Stace, we need to figure this out ASAP.

Okay... so like i really liked it when daddy finally looked like me and green daddy is nice and strong and stuff but

he doesnt cook me my favorite foods or give me stupid veggies or tuck me in or read me bedtime stories and i really miss regular daddy for that.

they both give good hugs though.

What is this place? Where is this place?I am not sure I like it. It has been two days and I don’t know if I am using this thing right?

It is unlike anything I have ever seen. The magic here is... Things feel so wrong and restless here. There are monsters here too. I have not heard the voice.. And has anyone seen my sister? Her name is Anna.

Is there still more monsters to burn up?

Oh noooooooo I think I hurt myself in my shoulder or my back maybe I don't know there were some monsters trying to hit me and then I turned into fire again and when I came back I was sitting under a wall and it hurts and I have burned up bits of monster on me

DOES ANYONE NEED A HUG?

I SORT OF NEED A HUG.

Claudia! Stacey! We have to go to all the cafes! They have unicorns and and a zoo one with different animals and Hello Kitty and Alice in Wonderland and so many others! And there's weird museums with dead people!

We're in Thailand and they think it's April and there's going to be big parties with water fights!

Tom is gone. :(

It's a strange feeling to be celebrating my 18th birthday essentially for the third time in my memories. It's not the first birthday I've celebrated in another world, but I suspect it will be a memorable one.

Christmas sort of makes me miss my parents. Not that I'm trying to be a bummer or anything.

[Steve, Draco, Ernie]

Uh... so I think I'm dating Arya. Well, like I have been on dates with her, um so I think she's my girlfriend?

Anyway, what do you buy your girlfriend for Christmas?