Some Reality Web

Kidnapping a federal agent is a federal, not state, crime and I'm looking forward to arresting this so-called "Entity".

Funny thing. I was on my way to help a friend who was in trouble and now I am in this place and I have no idea where it is or what it is. But from what I'm reading, strange stuff is happening. I have a knack for finding strange stuff.

I'm Luke Skywalker and someone needs to rescue me

[FILTER: any friend* who didn't turn ages]

I always expected to lose my kids to their relatives when they got to Goodland, but this is a whole other level of shit. Yeah, I know, you can't lose what wasn't yours to start. Not that they are possessions. Oh, fuck it, you know what I mean.

Pep, if you want a flower girl, guess we have a whole town to choose from.




[if you want to be, you are!]

Sooooo.

From the sound of things, weird shit is going on? Is this a case of widespread amnesia going on or something?

Should we be taken a count of who remembers what?

This frog needs to go.

Q- How do you get a baby alien to go to sleep?
A- You rocket

Like, I get that I'm from Roswell where UFOs and alien conspiracies are part of life, but seriously. I thought I left that behind when I ended up here.

I'm taking volunteers for a model. I need a female and a male, between five foot six and six foot (male can be a little bit taller), willing to let me dress them up for a good few hours over the next month for my class. I have money for the clothes, so you don't have to do anything but be willing to let me dress you, put on make up, do your hair and take pictures for my portfolio.

I'll buy you coffee and food for your time and you might get to keep the clothes.

[Emma & Noah]

Since we're constantly in Noah's place, you think it'd be smart to ask to actually live there? Normally I'd just move all my shit there and deal with it, but Mr or Miss Entity might drop a person right in there and then it's super awkward.

And I sort of offered to help Tandy sorta stay out of the whole 'kid suite' cycle since her guardian vanished, so maybe she could live there too?

[Tandy]

Would you wanna live with me and Emma and Noah?

How do you get coffee stains out of carpet?

Asking for [...] the carpet. You know, the house grass.

Does anyone want to help me plan a Hispanic Heritage Month fiesta?

To whoever's head I just popped into, I am so sorry. I don't know how that happened. My telepathy doesn't usually work without me trying but don't worry, I won't tell anyone what I saw. I swear.

And if you didn't realize that it happened, just ignore this...

Please take extra caution today. From the looks of it, superstitions about Friday 13th being bad luck are coming true, so if you can avoid doing things that have a possibility of going very, very wrong I'd do so. I'm going to be limiting any medical work today to just what's necessary.

Sweet Jesus, hangovers suck why is the world so loud? Can someone dim the lights on day time? I need an animal herder to coax these elephants out of my head please.

My mouth tastes like death Note to self: don't do that again soon.

LIZ

Please remind me not to drink for three days straight, the hangover is the worst. How're you doing?

NOAH & EMMA

Are we feeling more like we can brave the world? I might try to go outside today, if the pounding stops. I might also stay in the shower until noon, I'm undecided yet.

LUKE S.

Please, please, please tell me I didn't embarrass myself? Did someone at least stop me from showing up on your doorstep?

You know Entity, if you were going to be a giant jerk about this you could've just not bothered. But I get it, careful what you wish for, blah blah blah.

I'm calling in distraught to college today and day drinking crying in my room all day.

So since we apparently have 'the gift', should we be doing something good with this united super power we have? Or call an exorcist because we're witches?

I do know that an exorcist isn't what deals with witches, but I can't have super powers like this I will abuse it. I'm a super villain in the making.

Okay, so, did someone spike my coffee with ayahuasca again? Because this has pretty much gotta be an hallucination and if that's not what's happening here then I got nothing.

Although, I have always wanted to visit New York, but I'd sort of imagined the whole 'great American road trip' thing like in 'On the Road' or 'Thelma and Louise', except maybe with less driving off cliffs. Definitely didn't expect this.

Also what is a Jubilant entity, and why is it even Jubilant? Gotta say I’m not the biggest fan of anonymous notes from faceless individuals.
Which I guess is a good place to ‘insert name here’. Hi Goodland, I’m Noah.

[Hargreeves, Emma, Brooke, Jason, Nico, Peter, Tandy, Darcy]

I'm making fancy-ass French toast for breakfast. There's fresh OJ. Come over!

So. My girlfriend is pregnant. Is it normal for her to feel sick?

weirdowriter

Boy, you here?

To whoever is behind this, I swear to God that if this has anything to do with Brandon James, I will end you.

All in all, not hating this whole world change thing this place has going on. Might mess around with my schedule a little and make some not so great memories come back now and then but over all, kinda liking it.

Do we need to put in requests though or is this just a thing that's gonna happen? Science types? You know if I should be writing pleasantly worded letters to some entity?

Now that it's all over though, I need a new college wardrobe. I'll be shopping if anyone needs me. Unlikely though it may be.

Thrift store shopping is still pretty rad, but I do not know why there's underwear in here. Who buys a bra at a thrift shop?

Liz Ortecho

My friend Audrey is busking on Saturday at the boardwalk, I'm gonna go by and cheer her on. Do you want to go out and see some stuff after that? There's got to be some fun to be had around here, right?