Some Reality Web

I didn't even have to eat mine for the vision to appear.


BUFFY

You said before that you were given some memories from the future. How far?

Is this something that happens often here? The random switching of rooms without warning?

[Buffy Summers | Pete Wisdom]

This could get awkward. So. Roommates?

Given we've sustained so many losses lately and given what happened last time it's probably time to check in on who's here, and what they can do.

I'm not just talking about fighting. Last time when things went South we had a lot of people step up and help provide food and shelter when it was needed and that's important. Then there's those of you with medical experience, and the ones good with technology.

I don't know if there's still a list, but if there is it's out of date, and I'd like to get it updated.

Last time there was a battle to be fought everyone ran in with their own agenda. Myself included. And while the intentions were good, it's not the smartest way to do things. We need a plan. I'm not saying this is just my call. There are people here from worlds I don't know, and those of you who don't know me.

But I'd like to be ready.

After years of not wondering, I can confirm I'm not a camp person.

[Bonnie]

I saw the news about your friend. I'm sorry he's gone.

Don't remember how to key this bloody thing to be private. Going to break it before the week's up. What was the trouble with pagers?

Sod it. Kate. A word.

No. Good god, just no.

I have never used bunk beds in my life. I certainly don't do communal living.

This is going to be a long summer camp.

I've got something for you. You don't have to use it if you don't want to, but it may make your time here easier.

I'm not sure how this was fair to anyone involved.

[Jeremy]
...I'm so sorry.

[Josie and Lizzie]
I'm sorry I didn't remember you. I really hate it here sometimes- you two are the exception. Are you okay?

[Enzo]
...

[Angel]
Thanks for keeping me calm. Fewer fires that way.

...what has this much power?

Seriously? Like, I couldn't even have a day off. Just one lousy day? Cause, I'm pretty sure I deserve a whole year off after the day I just had.

What the hell is a Jubilant Entity, anyway. Like, whats it got to be so happy about?

I guess it was only a matter of time before something strange or dangerous showed up here.

[Cordy]

Are you alright after everything that happened?

I think Buffy is gone.

[Faith Lehane]

Hey. It's been a weird few days, but I saw you showed up a few days ago. It's good to see you.

It's only when a singing leprechaun relentlessly follows you around that you realize how drastically different your musical taste is from someone else. Or most people.

At first I was kind of amused at the leprechaun.

But now I'm having flashbacks to when we were forced to sing life like a musical back in Sunnydale. I keep expecting this guy, or me, to start dancing like crazy and spontaneously combusting.
I'm also dangerously close to seeing if the guy can fly.

At least I like what he's singing, so there's that.

Seriously though.. is this.. is this the kind of thing that's our new normal?

So, does this mean that I don't get to slay the dragon?