Some Reality Web

Are mom jokes a thing?

I think my frequencies finally regulated to this Earth. Finally feels like I can breathe again.

[FILTER: Malia Tate]
Hi, sweetheart. I meant to check in closer to last Friday, but time got away from me. How did you fare with the moon and the bad luck on the same night? Are you okay?

[FILTER: Sam Wilson]
Someone is a few days closer to gray hair. What are we doing to celebrate?

[FILTER: Family + Groomsmen]
I think I’m going to ask Pepper to marry me again. We are already engaged in our time and I don’t want to waste any more time here. That said, maybe it is the marriage thing that is bad luck. I don’t want to lose her again.

[FILTER: DC + Marvel Heroes]
Are any of you retired in your time? Or plan on retiring in your time? My fiancée, when we were in our reality together, always wanted me to settle down and, honestly, that is all I wanted in the last few years I remember before coming here. Things were quiet for a while, but then a crazy purple alien and his cronies threatened the world so I got sucked back in. Things looked pretty bad from the point I come from although I know it works out for everyone else in the end. Anyway, I guess this is my question --- do you think you could ever retire? Do you think something bad could happen here and you could just not respond? Is that selfish? Or duty served? Is duty ever served when you have these capabilities? It feels selfish, but I want to have the life I missed a life with Pepper and the kids here.

Got any extra material for that project I can have? I ran out.

I am Gamora and I just arrived. I don't know how I got here, I was on a planet called Vormir and I tripped over a rock and now I am standing in front of these creatures who keep staring at me. Are we supposed to kiil one for food before we can get inside the building? And which one of you is the Jubilant Entity?

How do you get coffee stains out of carpet?

Asking for [...] the carpet. You know, the house grass.

I'm taking volunteers for a model. I need a female and a male, between five foot six and six foot (male can be a little bit taller), willing to let me dress them up for a good few hours over the next month for my class. I have money for the clothes, so you don't have to do anything but be willing to let me dress you, put on make up, do your hair and take pictures for my portfolio.

I'll buy you coffee and food for your time and you might get to keep the clothes.

[Emma & Noah]

Since we're constantly in Noah's place, you think it'd be smart to ask to actually live there? Normally I'd just move all my shit there and deal with it, but Mr or Miss Entity might drop a person right in there and then it's super awkward.

And I sort of offered to help Tandy sorta stay out of the whole 'kid suite' cycle since her guardian vanished, so maybe she could live there too?

[Tandy]

Would you wanna live with me and Emma and Noah?

[Filter to Hargreeves siblings; sent in the middle of the night]
➦ Just so you know, I took Klaus to the ER.
➦ I'm staying here till I talk to the doctor.
➦ It's Klaus, so I'm sure he's fine.


[OOC/Trigger Warning: Probably talk of drug use in comments]