Some Reality Web

TEXT TO DIEGO
➦ yoohoo diego
➦ can you come put me on the right bus

TW: Implied drug use.

What is this, leprechaun 2.0? I think Mister Frog is gonna learn how to fly...

Knock, knock.

Knock, knock.

Knock, knock.

KNOCK, FUCKING KNOCK.

Yeah, keep on knocking froggy...NO ONE IS HOME! ಠ_ಠ

I will take all the froggys

Miss Rogue can we get a tetrarium or something to keep all the froggys in?!


I will find bugs for them and everything and they will tell each other jokes


I am naming mine chase

I like my frogs dead and dissected, thank you very much.

Also, Alienstock is really going to be a thing this weekend? Ay Dios Mio. People are idiots.

Looks like I'm living in noise cancelling headphones for a while.

I threatened one with a scalpel though and it shut up for a good half hour.

How is a computer like a grandparent?



The first thing that goes on both is their memory.



... I'm going to keep this frog. He's hilarious.

You've jinxed us, Tony. You're going to have to suit up for sure over this one.

I forget just how many truly bad nurse jokes there are out there. Good thing I've got Kermit the frog and his little buddies to remind me. God. I think I liked the musical Leprechauns better.

I didn't know there were so many Spider-Man jokes.

Because homework can wait! Some of the jokes that made me grin, guffaw, laugh, and snort today. Well, the cle

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

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