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Klaus Hargreeves ([info]quattuor) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-11-04 17:45:00

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Entry tags:!ageplot, !gamewideplot, active: five hargreeves, inactive: harry hook, inactive: mason

This has been a lot and I fell asleep in a full face of makeup this morning. I no longer look cute.

How the fuck do kids generate like, six loads of laundry in a couple of days?

[ADULTS + BEN]

Look, I'm fully aware that my younger siblings are running wild at the moment, but I'm quite happy to let them be because home is just a crappy, abusive place to be. If they happen to break any of your shit, let me know and I'll reimburse you.

Don't provoke them. Don't yell at them. Don't try to punish them. That's not your job. That's not anyone's job around here.



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[info]callemfishbait
2019-11-04 05:21 pm UTC (link)
makeup?

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 05:32 pm UTC (link)


Makeup!

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[info]callemfishbait
2019-11-04 05:32 pm UTC (link)
that looks cool

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Aw, Harry.

I'd ask you if you want some makeup on you, but [...] do you?

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[info]callemfishbait
2019-11-04 05:57 pm UTC (link)
...yes!

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 05:59 pm UTC (link)
I'm gonna make you real pretty. Just you wait.

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[info]callemfishbait
2019-11-04 06:00 pm UTC (link)
i can give you some chips as payment?

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Payment? Nah, little fella.

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[info]callemfishbait
2019-11-04 06:11 pm UTC (link)
everyone is so weird here but okay.

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[info]caretoomuch
2019-11-04 07:01 pm UTC (link)
I think kids just magnetically attract dirt.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Half of this mess isn't even dirty! Christ on a cracker, no wonder my mom was an android.

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[info]jumps
2019-11-04 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Was?

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Was as in she's not here?

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[info]jumps
2019-11-04 07:29 pm UTC (link)
That's not how that word works. Even you know that.

Okay.

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[info]caretoomuch
2019-11-04 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Your mom was an android?

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah. Mommy dearest is an android.

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[info]caretoomuch
2019-11-04 07:16 pm UTC (link)
That's...different. Not that I can exactly say much. Mine's a vampire.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Like a dreary Anne Rice kind of vampire or a different kind of vampire?

I should probably more shocked, but I grew up with an android and an ape with above average human intellect.

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[info]caretoomuch
2019-11-04 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Different kind. She was turned in 2010. So, she's pretty young for a vamp.

It's funny how what you grow up with, makes some of this shit seem less weird.

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[info]permanenthigh
2019-11-04 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Oh I don't know. Smudged make-up can look hot.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Alas, I'm currently not 'OD'ed in a pool' kind of hot. I'm going to need an hour or two to achieve that look.

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[info]permanenthigh
2019-11-04 07:13 pm UTC (link)
That's a pity. Not many people can pull that look off.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 07:16 pm UTC (link)


Good enough?

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[info]sky_soldier
2019-11-04 08:13 pm UTC (link)
I think you look fantastic all the time.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Even in drag?

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[info]permanenthigh
2019-11-04 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Fabulous.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Well, new friend. What's your name?

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[info]permanenthigh
2019-11-04 10:43 pm UTC (link)
How rude of me. Daisy would have my head. I'm Mason.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh, we all have a Daisy. Mine's called Grace.

I'm Klaus. You from this time or [...]

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[info]permanenthigh
2019-11-05 11:03 am UTC (link)
...ish? It was 2009 before I woke up here.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-05 11:04 am UTC (link)
2019, with a detour to the 60s. They had great drugs, man.

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[info]permanenthigh
2019-11-05 11:24 am UTC (link)
I miss the drugs from the 60's. They were bloody brilliant.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-05 11:54 am UTC (link)
Right? Amazing, even in the jungle. Real good at blocking out most of the ghosts around there.

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[info]permanenthigh
2019-11-05 09:45 pm UTC (link)
You were in a jungle?

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-05 09:47 pm UTC (link)
War.

Yeah, war.

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[info]permanenthigh
2019-11-05 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Well, shit. I really don't blame you on the drugs there, man.

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[info]adorablemonster
2019-11-04 07:59 pm UTC (link)
It's tough being a kid.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Tell me how dreadfully normal you are, child.

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[info]adorablemonster
2019-11-04 08:02 pm UTC (link)
I got in trouble last week for climbing a pine tree. It was really tall and this boy in my class bet me I couldn't do it. But I did!

Only I couldn't get down. The school had to call the fire department. And then Grandma yelled at me because I was covered in sap.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Yas girl. Always show up a dude.

Especially if people have to call the fire department.

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[info]adorablemonster
2019-11-04 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Climbing down the ladder was fun! Being sticky for the rest of the day wasn't.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Use olive oil or nail polish remover to get the sap off next time you find yourself up a tree.

I'm not saying a repeat is likely, but now you know!

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[info]adorablemonster
2019-11-04 08:12 pm UTC (link)
Cool!

Maybe I just need to find trees without so much sap? Because climbing is too fun to not do.

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[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Maybe we should go climb one of those rock climbing walls.

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[info]adorablemonster
2019-11-04 11:03 pm UTC (link)
THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN!

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Klaus
[info]sky_soldier
2019-11-04 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Why don't you go be with your siblings.

I'll handle the cleaning and the grocery shopping.

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DavE
[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Is that a good idea?

The last thing I wanted to do was hang out with an adult who tried to order me around.

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Klaus
[info]sky_soldier
2019-11-04 08:17 pm UTC (link)
So don't boss them around?

Go be a cool older brother who spends time with them and buys them candy and junk food and watches movies.

I'll handle the adult things.

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Dave
[info]quattuor
2019-11-04 08:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm trying. And as long as nobody dies. God, am I going to have to ground them if they kill someone?

When this is over, I'm treating you.

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