Greetings, I em elated to offer you a spot een beautiful Goodland! Please see ze enclosed map. Your new 'ome ees number six-C in Ostrich's Villa. Be sure to say 'ello to our adorable feathered friends on your way een. Your first month's rent two 'undred dollars is on me, but don't forget to check ze job ads before too long. Oh, and eef you need me? Post to Goodland and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. 'appy living! Sincerely, Your Jubilant Entity
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