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ʙᴀʀᴛᴏɴ ([info]cauterising) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-11-16 22:46:00

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Entry tags:active: clint barton, active: james rogers, active: natasha romanoff, active: tandy bowen, active: thor odinson, inactive: christine chapel

» clint | 11
i really should know better by now. hangovers get worse with age.

[AVENGERS (MCU)]

which one of you assholes idiots dipshits guys was talking to this Entity about me? I have a hunch but my bleery mind is not adding everything right this second.


[NAT]
you remember that Christmas when Lila was four? you'd been caught in that blast that screwed up your knee for six weeks and it fell in the middle of the season? Lila was playing nurse? I officially have the proof that you're a terrible patient.


[JAMES]
you still wanna do archery shit?

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Avengers MCU
[info]stillworthy
2019-11-16 11:16 pm UTC (link)
Me

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Avengers MCU
[info]cauterising
2019-11-16 11:18 pm UTC (link)
yeah, I thought so.

Listen....


Thanks okay.

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Clint
[info]stillworthy
2019-11-17 06:43 am UTC (link)
I know what it's like to lose my entire family, and to miss them.


But you still have me, I still have you, and we still have the others.

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Thor
[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 02:24 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, there's a lot of it going around. Some days are better than others, time just makes it more bitter though.

But really, I appreciate this.

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[info]thenextavenger
2019-11-16 11:18 pm UTC (link)
So it's really bad?

[CLINT]

Are you sure now's the right time?

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[info]cauterising
2019-11-16 11:21 pm UTC (link)
ever split a watermelon? or a bowling ball? or a wall?

[JAMES]
yeah it's fine. I've shot shit feeling worse. usually helps.

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[info]thenextavenger
2019-11-16 11:40 pm UTC (link)
I imagine it's the same thing as a head splitting in two. That was too much, wasn't it?

[CLINT]
Uh uh. So.

How did things go with Natasha?

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[info]cauterising
2019-11-16 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Kinda exactly like that.

[JAMES]
How did what thing go with Natasha?

She hasn’t punched me in the face so I’m thinking it wasn’t terrible? But I’m not sure what it was?

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[info]thenextavenger
2019-11-17 12:02 am UTC (link)
Gross.

[CLINT]
Something about sleeping and her boobs.

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JAMES
[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 12:06 am UTC (link)
Do you get hangovers? Or does that not happen thanks to your fun genetics?

But right. That. Listen it’s weird enough that some version of Natasha is your mother without me talking about using her boobs as pillows.

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CLINT
[info]thenextavenger
2019-11-17 12:08 am UTC (link)
Technically, both of my parents had a version of the super soldier serum running through their veins, so [...] no.

I know. I'm just trying to make it less weird.

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JAMES
[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 12:17 am UTC (link)
Throw in Russian genetics too, because I swear Nat never feels as bad as me.

Is it working?

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CLINT
[info]thenextavenger
2019-11-17 12:18 am UTC (link)
That's because she's probably been drinking vodka since she was a kid.

You tell me.

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JAMES
[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 12:22 am UTC (link)
From what I can tell they use that instead of central heating.

I know that something like her is your mother, just like someone like me is your friends dad. I don’t plan on getting blitzed and regularly talking about her boobs publicly so I don’t think it’s gonna be that weird.

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CLINT
[info]thenextavenger
2019-11-17 12:24 am UTC (link)
Sounds about right, honestly.

Good to hear.

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JAMES
[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 02:24 pm UTC (link)
Cool.

So do you want to shoot shit and not talk about Natasha?

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CLINT
[info]thenextavenger
2019-11-17 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Yeah! Let's see if I manage not to shoot myself in the foot this time!

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JAMES
[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Oh we're definitely going to make sure you don't do that.

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Nat/Clint
[info]comespywithme
2019-11-17 12:53 am UTC (link)
Thor asked me what was wrong with you when you said you wanted to get drunk and I told him that sometimes you just had days when you really missed your family. So sort of indirectly me but more directly Thor.

I'm sorry that I didn't think of it myself.

I was not a bad patient! I was perfectly nice to Lila. I also didn't know that there was photographic evidence of me not being nice. I might need to look at this more closely.

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Nat/Clint
[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 02:27 pm UTC (link)
I have a vague recollection of finger stabbing at him while face planted on a bar. So it's not terribly surprising.

I'm still debating if it helps or not. Five years doesn't really dull it much but I was constantly focusing on the bad.

There's always a camera around at Christmas. Your glare outdoes mine here. But that might be the pink tiara.

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Nat/Clint
[info]comespywithme
2019-11-17 11:49 pm UTC (link)
No, it still hurts. Now that I actually remember those five years and what came after? It's better to focus on the good.

So has the picture of you in the pink tiara disappeared yet? Because I'm pretty sure I saw it in there. You looked very fetching by the way.

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Nat/Clint
[info]cauterising
2019-11-19 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, it's just that the bad is usually all that sticks for a while.

Nah, can't get rid of that, you seen Lila's face in there? Even with my murder face she was too happy.

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Nat/Clint
[info]comespywithme
2019-11-19 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, that's true but being here with you has helped.

Oh she thought it was awesome! I had to agree with her. :D

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Nat/Clint
[info]cauterising
2019-11-19 11:11 pm UTC (link)
If you weren't here I'd probably be at the bottom of a bottle.

Yeah, she went through that princess phase hardcore. Everything was a princess. She drew Princess Hulk.

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[info]chapelrn
2019-11-17 01:21 am UTC (link)
Caffeine, Aspirin and sleep. Pretty sure the caffeine will be the easiest part for you. You're like me, always well caffeinated.

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[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 02:30 pm UTC (link)
Slept pretty much all day yesterday, I think I'll be mainlining coffee all day. Possibly more than usual if it'll help.

How much coffee is unhealthy?

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[info]devium_filius
2019-11-17 02:02 am UTC (link)
Same

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[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 02:31 pm UTC (link)
You didn't go to sleep in the damp clothes, did you?

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[info]devium_filius
2019-11-17 03:13 pm UTC (link)
Uh no. Definitely didn’t sleep in any damp clothes.

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[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 10:42 pm UTC (link)
yeah I'd feel a little bad if you got pneumonia from that.

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Avengers
[info]controlmyown
2019-11-17 02:21 am UTC (link)
What happened?

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Wanda
[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Thor got the Entity to send through a family album from home.

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Clint/Wanda
[info]controlmyown
2019-11-18 01:40 am UTC (link)
Really? [...] May I see it?

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Clint/Wanda
[info]cauterising
2019-11-19 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Of course you can.

There's a few of you and Nathan in here.

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Re: Clint/Wanda
[info]controlmyown
2019-11-20 02:20 pm UTC (link)
I'm glad to hear that. I wonder if it has any newer on

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Clint/Wanda
[info]cauterising
2019-11-20 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Better hurry before Tony takes up the whole sofa.

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Re: Clint/Wanda
[info]controlmyown
2019-11-20 07:14 pm UTC (link)
I am on the way.

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[info]halflistening
2019-11-17 04:49 am UTC (link)
Preach.

I have a hangover soup I used to make and it seemed to help. Might have just been the placebo effect, but I'm willing to whip up a batch if you want it.

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[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 02:39 pm UTC (link)
I'm willing to try it if it'll help.

Apparently I have to come and see a dog anyway.

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[Avengers]
[info]notyourplayboy
2019-11-17 01:26 pm UTC (link)
Whatever it is, I am innocent.

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[Avengers]
[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 02:46 pm UTC (link)
Yes you are. For once you didn't caus

It's cool, though. Thor and Nat fessed up.

Means you might someday get to see Cooper in his 'Tony Stark' costume.

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Re: [Avengers]
[info]notyourplayboy
2019-11-17 08:08 pm UTC (link)
To what?

Best dressed Barton.

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[Avengers]
[info]cauterising
2019-11-17 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Nat explained some things and Thor asked the Entity for a family album.

Lo and behold, family album. Hence Cooper in full Tony Stark Halloween costume. He had that stupid facial hair of yours sharpied on his face for three days.

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Re: [Avengers]
[info]notyourplayboy
2019-11-18 01:21 pm UTC (link)
Inviting myself over now.

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[Avengers]
[info]cauterising
2019-11-19 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Bring some coffee, yeah?

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[info]isthedagger
2019-11-18 01:43 am UTC (link)
You should know to balance things out with water. And eat a fried egg sandwich with hot sauce in the mornings.

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[info]cauterising
2019-11-19 10:55 pm UTC (link)
I should know this, generally I do know this, on occasion, I forget this. I'd rather have a sausage bagel.

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[info]isthedagger
2019-11-20 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Lame.

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