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ᴅᴀʀᴋ sᴡᴀɴ ([info]theurgy) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2021-02-13 18:55:00

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Entry tags:active: amy bendix, active: august booth, active: emma swan, active: lizzie mcguire, active: morgan stark

» network | emma swan
If anyone has a pressing repair that needs done quickly... I am prepared to help.

Lizzie, I'll need a few pointers on how you office needs to look, whenever you're ready.

[ august ]

Do you want to me arrange magical food deliveries to my cave for you both? Selenite might come and check on you.

[ morgan ]
I already know you're okay yourself, but did everyone else stay okay too?

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[info]outfit_repeater
2021-02-14 12:05 am UTC (link)
Would some photographs help? Thanks again for doing this, Emma. I really appreciate it.

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[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 12:38 am UTC (link)
Photographs would be good. It's not a problem. Lets hope I can bypass side effects No reason your hard work should be messed up.

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[ august ]
[info]nostrings
2021-02-14 02:35 am UTC (link)
That would be great. She's going to run out of Slim Jims soon. I think that devil dog is warming up to me.

How are you?

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[ august | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 02:57 am UTC (link)
Slim Jims. Fine sure, I can... send those I suppose. The cave doesn't have cable TV, and it's not going to get it, just so you know. She's not a devil dog.

Fine. Benefit of being impervious and immortal.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]nostrings
2021-02-14 03:04 am UTC (link)
And pie for me? Also, why not? This place could use a little sprucing up. A little dash of cozy here and there.

Until she loves me? She's a devil dog.

I know that oh great and powerful Dark One, but I'm also allowed to check.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 03:10 am UTC (link)
Apple? I'm not sprucing up my cave of despair. No one has a cozy cave of despair. The clue is in the name.

Maybe if you hadn't dyed her colours.

I got hit in the face with a bus.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]nostrings
2021-02-14 03:18 am UTC (link)
Is there any other kind? You could get all black cozy things to match the depressing aesthetic.

That was clearly your fault.

You...

Very funny.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 03:23 am UTC (link)
Cherry? Snow Mom had a weird fondness for apricot. No clue why. There's a couch and a rug. What more do you need?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I thought so.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]nostrings
2021-02-14 03:43 am UTC (link)
Maybe apple was a little too on the nose to be Snow's favorite. A tv, Emma. What do you even do when you're here for hours on end?

Sure you don't.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 03:49 am UTC (link)
Sure. But apricot? Even the jam for that is weird. Curses, usually. Or make devil dogs. I made a snow globe world once, but it collasped quickly. Cannibals.

Nope. No clue. I'm pretty sure no one else will know what you're talking about either.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]nostrings
2021-02-14 04:14 am UTC (link)
Maybe she likes the texture? I'm going to regret asking this, but what exactly are you cursing? Or who? Do I want to know? A snow globe world with cannibals. I am regretting this line of questioning already.

I've got Amy in my corner.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 04:18 am UTC (link)
Objects mostly. And then I place them in boxes and hide them. It keeps the other quiet. It was an experiment in figuring this place out. But we're not cannibals, so I think it was a failed experiment at least.

Pretty sure she's in my cave.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]nostrings
2021-02-14 04:34 am UTC (link)
Well as long as it appeases the other enough to keep quiet. Or it was a successful experiment? Because we're not cannibals.

She's still on my side.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 06:19 am UTC (link)
If I eventually snap and murder people, I at least have Rumple in my head as an excuse. Probably not, because it was an attempt to make a world like this to shatter the barrier. So...

I have Morgan on mine.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]nostrings
2021-02-15 02:05 am UTC (link)
Let's try to avoid that. It would probably be really frowned upon. I'll get you one of those gold stars for effort.

...she'll love me too one day.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-15 02:24 am UTC (link)
People are so touchy. I want a big one. It was a lot of effort.

Sure, probably when you're an old man puppet.

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[ august | emma ]
[info]nostrings
2021-02-15 06:37 am UTC (link)
It's a side effect of humanity. The biggest one I can find with a lot of glitter.

You could help speed that process up.

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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]maguna
2021-02-14 02:54 am UTC (link)
Let's see...

MJ and James were both hurt, but they are going to be okay. Oh, and Nate nearly sent me to an early grave. So that was fun.

I know you're okay too but I'm going to ask anyway.



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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 02:58 am UTC (link)
This is why I care for few people and put barriers around the ones I do.

...or let them hide in my cave. Not a euphemism.

I'm fine. Derek had a building fall on him, but... he's fine.

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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]maguna
2021-02-14 03:10 am UTC (link)
See? I've tried that. They just keep creeping in. Thank you, though, for the barrier.

And people think you don't have a sense of humor.

...a whole fucking building!? And you're completely fine? Just chill? No worries?

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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 03:13 am UTC (link)
Sometimes you don't even notice it's there.

I think it's just far too dark for some people's comfort.

Well I put the building semi-back, and fished him out. I may have also knocked him out and put him in his own little barrier until the holes healed.

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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]maguna
2021-02-14 03:22 am UTC (link)
The caring or the barriers?

You're probably right. It's my favorite, though.

HOLES. Jesus fucking christ, Emma. Is he awake now? And 'fine'?

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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 03:25 am UTC (link)
Maybe both. Might be too philosophical for just now.

Do you think an interior decorator would want to decorate a cave?

He is. He seems to be. I couldn't make him out while he was brushing his teeth -hint, don't bite disgusting monsters if you have a heightened sense of taste.

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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]maguna
2021-02-14 03:47 am UTC (link)
We should revisit this another time.

We've moved on from the euphemism now, right? Why do you need an interior decorator for your cave?

Or, I don't know...don't bight disgusting monsters period? Guess it's unavoidable in his case. I'm glad he seems to be okay. I told Clint I would help him scrape up monster guts...but do you want some company after? We can sit around and talk about how fine you are.

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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 03:52 am UTC (link)
I'm sure we will.

Yes, this is far more literally. ...coziness, I guess. Add atmosphere. Maybe get an Iron Maiden.

It seemed better than he had four legs, so his mouth was the most available weapon. That could also be a euphemism, but probably the wrong time for it. Sure, I should be finished with Lizzie's office by then. It's very colourful, I might need to emphasise dark for a cave...

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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]maguna
2021-02-14 04:29 am UTC (link)
Who put it in your head that it needs coziness? Or atmosphere? Isn't the couch enough? It's good for naps. An Iron Maiden would be a good touch though.

Once you throw the euphemism out there, even if it's just a "could be" one? It's there. Look at you being all helpful. If you're going to move forward with the redecorating? Definitely emphasize the dark? Otherwise, you're going to have to throw the whole cave out and start over.

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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 06:21 am UTC (link)
I let August take Amy there, for safety. It's probably a little dull. Nothing to do, just a couch. Iron Maiden would be the right ambience.

I figure... why not. I nearly bit my tongue off to hold back the favour requirement. But maybe the redecorating can be the favour without her knowing it's a favour...

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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]maguna
2021-02-15 02:03 am UTC (link)
I always have plenty to do when I'm there. The Puppet needs a better imagination.

I think you've found your loophole without being too Dark and Twisty™.

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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]theurgy
2021-02-15 02:30 am UTC (link)
Maybe the Iron Maiden will help.

I just have to be helpful to people first... ugh. Worst.

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[ morgan | emma ]
[info]maguna
2021-02-15 06:35 am UTC (link)
Do I get to point out that you're the one that got yourself into this?

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[info]newlittlehelper
2021-02-14 04:04 am UTC (link)
Thank you for... you know. Letting me stay here in your cave with August.

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[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 04:07 am UTC (link)
You're welcome.

[...]

Do you want anything?

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[info]newlittlehelper
2021-02-14 04:13 am UTC (link)
No, I think I'm okay, but thanks.

Are they really all gone? No creepers lurking around ready to pop out?

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[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 04:20 am UTC (link)
Okay. Just say if you do.

So far, think so. Nothing's popped up. Lightning seemed to ... vanquish them?

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[info]newlittlehelper
2021-02-14 04:42 am UTC (link)
I will.

That's weird, right? Hundreds of these things for two weeks, and it's a big flash of electricity that takes them out for good. I guess I had a hard time trusting it at first.

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[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 06:22 am UTC (link)
The timing was odd. Took that long to help, when it could do that.

[...]

I could check. If you want. And let you know for sure.

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[info]newlittlehelper
2021-02-14 03:05 pm UTC (link)
So most likely just another way for the jubilant jagweed to mess with us. That tracks.

Really? Cause... yeah. That would be kinda great if you're able to do that. You'd have your cave back, and, well, as amazing as my company is, Gus is probably getting tired of card tricks and gin rummy.

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[info]theurgy
2021-02-14 04:23 pm UTC (link)
It seems like.

It's not a ... you staying there with August isn't a problem. But, I'll check. For peace of mind.

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[info]newlittlehelper
2021-02-14 11:26 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, Emma.

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