Some Reality Web

[ new roomies ]

Um. Good morning Pancakes in the kitchen if anyone wants them.

[ mom ]

Are you still here?

.... So are we just all going to ignore the cloud of glitter that turned the camp back into a City? Cause What?

My name is Abbie. Not Abby. If any of you cared like you pretend to, you would know that. But you don't care. None of you care, because none of you contacted me or tried to find me to let me know about MY BROTHER before you put it out for the entire world to see. You let me find out that the only family I had here is gone over a public forum, then only one of you thought to reach out to me. Fuck all of you. I want nothing else to do with your so called family, because family doesn't treat each other like that and doesn't let them be hurt like that, and I'm moving to the kids floor.

Fuck this shit, are you serious? In case you're wondering if the woods have wolves, there's at least one that's going to be there until this whole thing is over.

Landon's gone home.

I don't want to talk about it

Sleeping all day and staying up all night is going to bite me in the ass next semester.

[Clint]

Happy birthday! Glad you were born today or whatever. If only for selfish Nate related reasons. Also uh, thanks for always putting up with my shit. I left breakfast better get to it before your kids do.

[Emma Swan]

I dropped the friend ball and haven't checked on you since the whole age fuckery. So, this is me doing that now.

New York is always so muggy in the summer. You'd think the Entity could manage getting a decent breeze through here.

[Raven Reyes]
Yeah, I can do it. It should take a couple of weeks to get everything ready.

I can reach the top shelves again! No snack is safe.

[Amy & Freddy]
Thank you for looking out for little me and explaining things. I really appreciate it.

[ ... ] So, I never want to do that again. Or talk about it—At least I didn't—

I think I'm starting to understand why people were saying this place could throw you for a massive loop. This loop isn't terrible but not that great either since most of my friends have no idea who I am or why they're here.

It could be worse, I guess; I could be a half pint too. Once was enough.

[Teens that are still their normal teen age]

Would anyone want to go to the youth center tonight?

Jfc. It is like one of my nightmares come to life.

[Morgan & Nate]
Wtfbbq?

[Abbie]
Hey. You okay?

[Jason]
Please tell me you are still the same.

1. Where am I?
2. How did I get here?
3. Why are there small children in the apartment that is so not mine? No offense kids, but I am way too young to be a mom.

I'M OUTSIDE! Mother is going to be so mad. THE GRASS! I can't be here. THE TREES! I'm so bad. THE SKY IS EVEN BETTER NOW!?

Mom?

Miss Zari? Mr Atom?

Is this a Halloween prank?

This computer is really cool, so I guess I'm in the future? Or maybe Gumball came back for me?!

Swear to god if we get a reprisal of Tiny Sam Junior 2.0 I'm going to break something.

We need a bodycount. If you're comfortable, can anyone who just got here give your name, age, and whether or not you've found someone who can fill you in on what's going on?

[ voice post (now and all in the comments) ]

[ sounds of traffic in the background ]

... Hello? Has anyone seen my mom or Grandma Mary?

If you haven't figured it out yet, welcome to the Isle of the Lost. I doubt most of you will enjoy your stay here. If you have questions, ask away.

Also apparently I need a job. The only one I've ever had is working at my mom's restaurant as a waitress and I hated it.

Why are there no other people here?

Just about one more week left of school... that's wild. I guess it's really time to think about what's next. Maybe past time

( Josie, Lizzie, MJ, and Rose )

( Aunt Freya )

( Amy )

This place can't be real.

My brain is fried. This is all fake.