Some Reality Web

Oh insomnia, my old friend, could you fuck off at least headaches are the new norm.

So thankfully this bout of shit crazy didn't mess up too much of the villa, aside from some mess in the lobby and outside (which I cannot take responsibility for) there's minimal damage. That said, as ever, let us know if you need something fixed.

[NATASHA]
You're moving in. I swear to god if we need to go back up to the 8th floor for socks or something one more time I'm going to flip my shit. Just tell the entity you're moving and be done with it.

[VIEWABLE TO ARCHERS]
So there's already a shooting range, and an assault course not for the faint of heart, but there's now a recent completed archery specific range at [address]. Since we're no longer in the minority, why not make the most of it.

Looking for takers for February 1.

I hope that this is working correctly. I have learned to tyype. It is very strange, this tiny device.

I was told I could ask if anyone wanted to train with me on this thing. I would like to keep my skills sharp. And - who is in charge of the garden? I would like to work in it.

Anyone got any nectar? Healing potions? Anything that'll fix my fracture and get me off this couch?

Will pay in sparkling wit and burger companionship.

Anyone who's new in the last month, and especially the last week, it might be a good idea to fill me in on your medical history or anything unusual about your biology.

~ Dr Sam Wilson
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[Texts to Nico]
r u ok?
where are u?
Kronos is here


[Texts to Luke Castellan]
Kronos is here
I'm going to get him
Don't die


[Texts to Hugo]
Heard about big V
Stay safe
Going after my villain

The multiverse is stupid. Verily. Quit saying jerky things about my brothers' parents. They didn't abandon them on purpose like m--- I want to hit something. Who wants to spar?

DEMIGODS & FRIENDS

There are so many coming and going. Are all of you doing alright? I am here if you need anything, please do not hesitate to ask.

STEVE ROGERS

How are you settling in? Well enough to go for that pint?

Everyone seems miserable. January feels like a let down.

People know of me, but I do not know them. I don't like it.

[Students]

Whoever said school sucked was right.

I made the acquaintance of a woman today who responded to the provocations of a strange man with the deft application of a hatpin, a maneuvre it appeared she had had cause to practice. It's heartening to know that the women of this era only look to be dainty and non-threatening.

[Torunn]
I imagine my brother has told you of me by now. Should you need a respite from menfolk your presence would be welcome.

My favorite part of being in this era is scandalizing everyone by wearing pants. Take that, patriarchy!

That, and communicating with people via paper like Tom Riddle's diary

It isn't that I'm not enjoying meeting everyone or re-meeting everyone, as the case may be.

But does this thing have to move so fast?

[Filtered to Wanda Maximoff]

I'm not an idiot. I know it was you with the food offers. You could have just said hello.

Half-priced chocolate: still the best thing about this holiday season.

Has... anyone seen Michael? I ran to the shop to get stuff for tacos and-

I'm alone. This can't be happen-
Michael.

Please. Don't leave me
Back home you are

I can't find him.

[Filtered to Nico and Diana; Hugo can read]
Hey, so Hugo and I are gonna do something Christmassy. Details TBD. Wanna join?

[Filtered to Luke]
What are you

Me and Hugo

You want to

What do you have planned for Christmas?

New York. Great. Just where I wanted to be.

Thanks so much, Goodland.

If you can't tell, that was sarcasm.

Oh, and Happy Birthday Thalia.

[Filter: Thalia]

Hi. Um, I know we don't know each other that great, but I was wondering if you have any ideas about what Nico might like for Christmas?

[Filter: Mary]

Will you please help me bake something for Nico for Christmas?

[Filter: Gwen]

Remember the person I like? It is Nico and I don't know what to get him for Christmas.

I...don't even know what to say. As if my life - or death - could get any weirder.

[FILTER: Thalia]

What are you doing for Christmas?

[FILTER: Gwen Stacey]

So the elves brought my guitar.

[FILTER: Bill]

Thanks for being so cool about everything.

[FILTER: George]

Alright, mate? How's Fred? Uncle Percy?

[FILTER: Dom & Lil]

I don't know if we should join everyone for Christmas.