Some Reality Web

...I just had to remove glitter from my sodding bowl before I could eat me cereal. I dinnae wanna know. I've given up on wut happens in my flat.

[Barry]
Ta, matey. The pie actually smells good.

[HIS GIRLS]
Oi. I know Quacky had to leave, but get yer winter shite on. We are gonna go adopt a sodding cat or whatever.

I think it's time for Quacky to go to wild to be with all of the other tigers. (╥﹏╥) I will miss him so much, but he's pretty big now and even though he's happy with me? He needs to be somewhere he can run and be the bestest. (╥﹏╥)

If you know Quacky you should probably come say goodbye. (╥﹏╥)

[Harry]

Dad? Can we have a going away party for Quacky? (╥﹏╥)

[Entity]

Hello, Entity. I think it's time for Quacky to go to Africa and be with the other tigers. Can you send him there? Not today cause I wanna say goodbye. But maybe tomorrow?

[Filter: FRIENDS/FAMILY minus NICO]

I told Nico I like him. This happened. What do you think it means?

Am I doing this right?? Hello?? O--oh! [ She sounds like she's talking to someone else for a moment-- ] I see!! Thank you, thank you very much!

Umm... Okay, so maybe someone can help me find this place on the note? I hope Eric is there... I'm Ariel! And I'm... really lost.

The letter X has more uses in maths than in the English language.

[GERALT]
You might have to tell Yen of our discussion.

[SOLONA]
Ever miss when you can kill something?

>> oi
>> wench
>> rapunzel is here but she dinnae seem to be ours
>> i am tryin' ta be nice
>> also are ye coming over for dinner again? the girls seemed ta enjoy the birthday party and I like seeing you with them and holy fuck what is wrong with me

Eugene?

This world is strange...I do not understand. Hello? How did I get here? I can not be here. This is a dream. Right. A dream. Must be. Wake up, Rapunzel. Wake up.

Think is time for a wee staycation from work.

[Lizzie McQuire]
Oi, dumb question. Do ye know anything about birthday cakes? Ye seem savvy enough with this planning shite.

[Freddy]
Mako, ye free this evening? It's Mal's birthday.

[Powerpuff Girls]
Today is Malsy's birthday. Do with that wut ye will. I'm working getting a cake.

[Mal]
Hullo, lovely. Happy birthday and all that. Come by mine this evening?

Bloody Hell, I actually ate a fecking donut. Malsy, can ye take care of a wee cut on me arm?

[Friends & Family]
I am not gonna tell ye all to sit pretty in this chaos, but try not ta die. I actually care it seems.

Uuummmmm...what is this place? I don't like these freaky ostriches. My sisters better be here somewhere or I'm gonna hunt down this Jubilant Entity and ask them why they aren't.

I'm Blossom. My sisters are Bubbles and Buttercup if anybody has seen them.

Why are there so many bloody colours at the paint store?

[BUBBLES & BUTTERCUP]
Oi, ye wee hooligans, since we are clearly not using yer rooms how about we convert em? How'd ya like a playroom/study room for one of em and the other one.... maybe we should get another aquarium and set up a place for yer animals.

Wut colours do ye want the walls? Also, we are going out ta dinner tonight. Where do ye want to go?

I've decided to rot my brain, and I could use some netflix recommendations.

[VARRIC TETHRAS]
How are you doing?

[ANNA ZHU]
I read that you're experienced in herbal remedies.

I happen to be in the process of opening a herbal store, which is currently lacking in herbs from [...] Earth, I believe? I could use a hand.

Guys, I can't find Hope.

I've been texting her, and I know she's getting my texts, but she just ignores them. I can see that "read" thing, you know?

[Magic Users]

Hey, can any of you do a locator spell for me?

I don't really know what to say, honestly. I'm still here.

I'm out of bed. I'm working.

Fecking Hell.

I now know wut it is ta drop a tray of to-go cups. RIP hot chocolate. Least I managed to save the bag of treats? Sodding twats not watching where they are goin'.

...

What the fuck.

We really aren't allowed to have a nice time without getting punished for it, are we?

[ Pepper ]

Thanks for your offer before but Josie's gone I'm going to take my chances with the kids' floor.

[ Bonnie (and Lizzie) ]

You should take Lizzie in your apartment and be her guardian so nothing happens.

Someone here does building maintenance, right? Like... if there was a small fire in one of the bedrooms and now the walls are [ ... ] not great?

[ Added later ]
[ Clint ]

If you tell me what to do, I can help...

Bloodstone. This is ironically appropriate for me, on a couple levels. Cheers.

Georgie. I think I have your voodoo doll. It looks like me, but it feels like you. Tell me, are you dancing a jig?

[Weasleys and HP Versers]
I arrived and disappeared because I had things to come to terms with, but I appreciate you lot, and I'm glad you're here. Even you, Perce.

Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!

[FILTER: Nico]

Want to stop by today or tomorrow? Mary said you can join us for dinner if you want! I have something for you.