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(voice message posted, because it's a lot easier to figure out for impatient Poe)

H-hello? Anyone hear this thing-- Yeah, Beebee, I know-- No we aren't going to-- (groans)

I need to find a job since apparently I'm stuck here for good unfortunately.

So, in an effort to do that: I can build just about anything mechanical-wise. I've built droids, podracers, starfighters, the list goes on. None of that is here, so I'm not sure what else I can compare it to other than the "cars" that are here. I'd be up for anything, really. Doesn't have to be that, but I'd prefer it to say, greeting people in a costume as people apparently do.

So you know, let me know if anyone has any ideas. I can prove myself easily enough.

My Rhodey is gone. I hope this is not a trend with my family and friends. Stay put, guys.

Is this some kind of joke? Maybe it's a premonition I can't Obi-wan needs me This must be in the Outer Rim, because this device isn't very advanced. Though I'm not sure what this chip is on the inside. I could probably take that apart, too. If this were a dream then why would I still have his saber with me? Obi-wan is going to kill me if this isn't

Anyone out there?

I've named him Dobby. I couldn't not with the ears. I saw him, and he is a bright spot in this shite week.

[...]

I'll hopefully have my magic back soon and will work on restocking potions.

You know how some people have that 'wish I could see how the other half lives' kind of thing?

Very glad I'm not one of them. I envy none of you but hope you're not going craycray from this weird mojo.

[MORGAN]
Can I hang out under your bed for a while? Avoid your siblings and just eat chips and sigh loudly until you kick me out?

I think I can get behind iced green tea lattes.

[TONY]

Do you have any idea where I might get the space to make a training room? I am talking moving parts of the floor and wall, drones that fire irritating shots, thay lot sort of thing. I can have BD send you the schematics about what I am talking about. It is going to take quite a bit of crafting.

[FRANCIS]

You making it through this without getting messed with?

[BUTTERCUP]

Hey there, youngling. How are you doing today?

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[ROOMMATES]
I vote we do a dinner together soon. I got used to gatherings on the Mantis.

I always do a little parkour during my morning run to keep me on my toes, but today...

I was flipping around like a cartoon character. Is this one of those power things everyone is talking about?

Definitely hope I'm not jinxing myself here, but so far the power change fairy hasn't visited me. Same old Jaina so far. I do have experience in learning to control my own abilities and I think some of it might translate, though, so if I can help anyone who is struggling with control, I will. I'm here for distractions, meditation practice, whatever you need.

i stabbed a tree with my new claws. and then i tried to pull them out. and i found another claw.

and now i'm stuck in a tree.

can someone get me out of the tree?

Kriff. I need tea or something.

[Jaina]

Up for some sparring later? I have a nightmare to shake.

I guess I should finally figure out a job since I am here for the long haul.

Shame the Scrapper Guild isn't around, I could have just used my connections there.

...how do I even look for a job in this place?

Well, this is kriffing weird. I guess if I'm really stuck here, I should introduce myself.

My name is Jaina Solo.

Going to need to replace that-

I am not quite sure I get the television. There are an awful lot of hand-drawn shows?

[Tony]

I believe BD and I have a rather crude speech modulator built that will work for now. I don't exactly have the work table I had back home so this will work until I can figure out how to scrap better parts. Thanks for the tip on the scrapyard.

This whole place is really big chaotic energy, isn't it?

So I hear that I missed the random appearance of a Disney park. That's a bummer. Though... at the same time, I feel like such things are probably put in place here to lull us into a false sense of security.

... I think I need something to do with my time. So in the meantime, for those of you that I haven't met yet, I'm Sergeant Miranda Sanchez, US Army. If there is any place here in need of cybersecurity, I'm your gal.

...not quite what I was expecting for a scrapyard, but I can make this work. At least I can get some training in

Kriff, BD, get back here.

This is all definitely way more consuming than you'd think right? For a pocket dimension and all that. It's good at keeping people busy. I don't know that I was this busy before I came here.

Not that I'm complaining. It's not a complaint.

An observation. Mostly.

It's still weird to get the head around.

[Cassie Lang]

I've definitely not been the best at doing this. Which obviously isn't you fault. I mean, it's no ones fault. Alternate worlds, crazy. But what I mean is. It's still. I mean, it's not like I shouldn't try or we shouldn't get to know each other, right?

I'm trying to ask if you would like to get burgers. Or pizza. Or pasta. That's vegetarian, right? Are you vegetarian? Or vegan? We can make adjustments for dietary requirements.

If you want. I mean.

There's nothing like staying up half the night catching up with your kinda sort of sister to make a girl really wish she'd just gotten the damn GED.

The kids goodness for coffee.

Stark Apartment Residents

I'm really feeling tacos for tonight if you guys don't already have something planned.

It's around that time of month. If you're new, there's a medical clinic on the ground floor of the building. It would be handy for everyone if you took the time to stop by and fill us in on any relevant medical history or biological differences that would affect treatment.

And because it's going to be April Fools in a couple of days, I strongly suggest you avoid any pranks that might trigger a startle reflex, especially on veterans. It's just... not a good idea.

(I know I've been quiet and I'm not going to make any promises about that changing. I'm replying to texts and DMs if anyone needs me.)


~Dr Sam Wilson 乁[ᓀ˵▾˵ᓂ]ㄏ