Some Reality Web

Societal pressure for everyone to act and think a certain way just because of the date? Bad.

Genuine appreciation or enjoyment found in those particular rituals by an individual? Not bad.

I had thought it would be save to leave the catacombs with the end of whatever joy spell was cast, but it seems everyone is succumbing to capitalistic emotional manipulation instead.

I suppose I'll wait until you're all finished with the hearts and flowers of a perfectly normal day that the greeting card and chocolate companies have told you mean something.

[ Yennefer ]

That said, I've sent some crystals to your room. You don't have to do anything with them, just ignore the magic hum from them. They're to aid in fertility and will ease the transition when it comes. If you so choose, you can carry the rose quartz with you. Added boost.

[ Killian ]

There's something we need to discuss. About my... condition.

[ Derek ]

Feeling better?

[FILTER: Archers]

Hi! I'm Lizzie McGuire. I was wondering if you'd want to take part in my Hearts and Arrows fundraiser for heart disease? I thought it would be a good way to give back for Valentine's Day. Would you mind doing some demonstrations on Friday? It is a luncheon so you won't miss any plans that night. [location included]

Apologies, but I seem to be on this train and it's not the train I set off on. Does anyone know how I might get to Sweetwater? This sure doesn't look like Sweetwater.

[ Beacon Hills ]

Heads up to all of you to clear at least one weekend day, we have to make up for Allison's birthday being unfortunately overshadowed.

Allison, how do you want to spend your day?

Oh insomnia, my old friend, could you fuck off at least headaches are the new norm.

So thankfully this bout of shit crazy didn't mess up too much of the villa, aside from some mess in the lobby and outside (which I cannot take responsibility for) there's minimal damage. That said, as ever, let us know if you need something fixed.

[NATASHA]
You're moving in. I swear to god if we need to go back up to the 8th floor for socks or something one more time I'm going to flip my shit. Just tell the entity you're moving and be done with it.

[VIEWABLE TO ARCHERS]
So there's already a shooting range, and an assault course not for the faint of heart, but there's now a recent completed archery specific range at [address]. Since we're no longer in the minority, why not make the most of it.

This is considerably different than the last time I was on Midgard. Much has changed. Also the alternate dimensions, but I suppose that part would be different for most any of us, really.

My name is Frigga and I believe I'm to be helping care for the little ones - and those of you who aren't exactly little, just a bit too young to be out on your own. I'm rather looking forward to that part.

[Thor]

I believe I'm doing this correctly? Your friend Tony gave me a bit of a demonstration on this device and how it works.

I don't suppose I might see you soon?

I don't do helpless as well as I used to. I'm just really glad that's over with.

[Tony]

Have time for a new project sometime soon?

What's a wolfsbane bullet and why is it relevant to stopping a healing process?

There's an angry blond with a gun and some serious facial deformities running around. I've to warn people, but this former wolf is a little delirious and very injured.

Information on how to avert this would be useful.

I'm heading back to defend the main building. If anyone needs help getting there, let me know.

The fruit and things all taste more intense here. They're not as pretty looking and you have to wash them better but they're so much less bland.

And the bananas are different. I don't know what's with the bananas.

[Wanda Maximoff]
Do you want to cook or

[ Team Beacon Hills ]

You know what to do.

Check in, please.

This has been the best Christmas I've ever had. Thank you to everyone for the gifts.

To whoever sent the stone, I don't know how you knew, but it's perfect?

Oh...also? I got a letter from Columbia before Christmas; it's a big envelope. Big means good, right? I haven't opened it yet. But I probably should since the Spring Semester starts soon.

So, we're going all out for Christmas and making dinner. Anyone who wants in is totally welcome! This is the official 'what are we going to eat' thread, make your preferences known and I'll finish up the shopping.

Is there anything special you want for Christmas? I don't want to get you something dumb.

And I'm a little stumped on what to do about Derek. Help?

[Beacon Hills]

So, everything go okay last night?

Check in! I want to know who is still here.

People can just disappear from here too? oh god what if I

It looks like we're in New Orleans. Who wants to go exploring?

I thought college exams were supposed to be hard.

( Allison )

( Stiles )