Some Reality Web

Anyone else just kind of want to sit outside and stare them down while eating a slice of apple pie?

Just me?

Be right back, getting some whipped cream.

[posted early tomorrow morning, 10/10, after his morning run.. or an attempt at one]

Has anyone been outside yet today? Why does it seem like I stepped into the Land of Oz? And not in the Emerald City, that's a horse of a different color kind of way.


[...] Yes, I know what Oz is.

I think there's a small human I'm supposed to be responsible for. Could someone check on Marlene for me till they let me out of here?

And also make Kate stop worrying I'm fine honest.

And if anyone wants to bring ice cream by that would be good because they use the stuff without real milk and it's awful.

So, that was something.

Definitely do not like robots

Matt's recovering if anyone's been looking for him.

Yep, my fault there too

Hello, Goodland, guess who's back? I know some of you won't remember me from before but I'm Christine Chapel and I worked in the clinic as a nurse practitioner. I went to medical school when I went home and now I'm a doctor so yeah, that happened. If you do remember me, let me know because I want to know what I've missed.

I've been regularly surveying the area. The robots seem to have vanished.

Goodland, huh?

What's so damn good about it?

Okay. So like I get it there are like killer robots and stuff

but is there going to be a halloween store because I'm going to need to buy some costumes.

This is like the most important part of spooky season.

How do you keep teen superheroes at home? Asking for a friend.

I'm not saying that I'm going back to the dark ages with this stuff. But I'm tempted to unplug Alexa and throw out the roomba.

Torunn? Your namesake is just as protective; I'm pretty sure she's mauled more robots just because than some people have. Catasha, as her namesake, could not be bothered with any of this.

I think my collection of animals has been gearing me up for making my own Avenger team via fur.

!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!

Is there a katana doctor in the house!? How about a robot guts removal service? What's the fee for something like that? Like it's gotta be a pretty rare service. So, do they over charge to overcompensate? I have so many questions.

[ ellie ]

That's it! I'm f!@#ing done. No more robots.

These little shits are relentless. Not pissed. Just annoyed I had to waste perfectly good charges for some damn Pop Tarts.

[...] Objections to me trying to reprogram one? Before you weigh in? Too late.

So who's in charge? Just let me know and me and my sisters will go kick some robot butt.

If anyone finds themselves injured by these...things...I'd be more than happy to provide my blood to help heal you faster.

Not to alarm anyone...

but uh, I seemed to have gotten stabbed in the arm by a surprise robot. It's dead now, but uh, there is no one in the clinic and I don't know what to do.

Do you ever have one of those days where like... the hair on the back of your neck is just constantly sticking up? Today is one of those days. Thank Jibbers Crabst I look fucking fabulous, because if I had to deal with that AND having a bad hair day, I would just give up.

[Five, May]

Tequila Thursday? Tequila Thursday.

[FILTER: Avengers (all) and their extended families]

I'm throwing a party for Vision's arrival. Tommy made sure to remind me Vision can't eat so there will be plenty of games too. Join us in Central Park this Sunday at noon.

[Texts to Trixie]

-- Hey, Madam President.
-- Wanted you to be the first to know the Doctor was sent home. TARDIS, too.
-- Looks like you've got the best spaceship around now.


(Public post, added 20 minutes later)

The irony of dating a man who was terrified of me going before him being the one to go first isn't lost on me, Entity.

To be fair, I don't know what else I was expecting. It isn't like this is the first time.

We moved into a new apartmint and Tommy and I have our own rooms now and I'm gonna paint mine green!!

I've heard it's possible to speak with this Entity. Is it a matter of writing said request, or something more along the lines of yelling like a crazed fanatic at the sky and hoping for an answer?