Some Reality Web

I suppose it was too much to hope it'd be over in one day.

[Barton]
You suck.

I dislike this.

[ FRIENDS ]
I believe I am malfunctioning. I may be unhelpful for as long as this is occurring.

[ GAMORA ]
I feel everything. I believe my endurance and tolerance have dwindled. It is unpleasant. How do humans deal with this?

I feel like I'm getting tired really easily lately.

Only four days until half price chocolate day. I'm pre-emptively getting my exercise in.

This is all definitely way more consuming than you'd think right? For a pocket dimension and all that. It's good at keeping people busy. I don't know that I was this busy before I came here.

Not that I'm complaining. It's not a complaint.

An observation. Mostly.

It's still weird to get the head around.

[Cassie Lang]

I've definitely not been the best at doing this. Which obviously isn't you fault. I mean, it's no ones fault. Alternate worlds, crazy. But what I mean is. It's still. I mean, it's not like I shouldn't try or we shouldn't get to know each other, right?

I'm trying to ask if you would like to get burgers. Or pizza. Or pasta. That's vegetarian, right? Are you vegetarian? Or vegan? We can make adjustments for dietary requirements.

If you want. I mean.

Not a flower, strictly speaking.

I understand many prefer these times between whatever is going on.

I, however, miss purpose.

[tony]
My optic implant is malfunctioning. It continually plays random memories. Could you take a look at it?

I don't know how much more loss I can take.

Down another family member. Cisco is gone.

[Family & Friends]

I'll be in the lab for a bit.

A competent and indestructible flyer is required to check the sky. I can find no trace of signal, but there may be a ship in orbit, cloaking its signal. If found it should be destroyed instantly. By any means.

Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight of the Black Order are in the city. Do not engage. Gamora and I shall deal with our siblings.

[GAMORA]

We did not get the chance before, I would like very much to kill them.

Shall we?

Ah fucking shit.

Don't don't you know that displacing a man without his blood pressure pills is almost murder?

I said almost, don't freak out now.

Bartons, represent.

The Sephora here ran out of my favorite shade of lip color. Which of course got me thinking about logistics in a place like this. A failed delivery truck stalking, sketchy neighborhood, and a Lyft home and I guess I'm alright chalking it up to magic for now.

First Day is rapidly approaching. [...] I think I miss my annual tradition of being able to send strongly worded letters to the First Warden as a sign of life.

[LAST NIGHT'S CUSTOMERS]
Is everyone in one piece?

{filtered to teens (16 and up) and adults}

After the resounding success of my little experiment on Sam Wilson I can say with certainty that it works on humans of other worlds I feel like it is high time to admit that I have indeed, been sitting on a stash of herbs that could potentially be used as [...] hallucinogenics.

But while I won't be parting with my stash of blood lotus anytime soon, I do have some dried leaves from elfroot and royal elfroot plants that I'd be willing to share. In other words, I have 'weed', 'cannabis', 'pot' and I am happy to share.

You'll have to roll the cigarettes yourselves; I smoke via pipe. If you feel squeamish about smoking it, I can brew you a tea.

And if you do accept, yes - you may head into battle and study under the influence of elfroot, but I would abstain from [...] driving. Operating heavy machinery. Sponge Bob. Yes, Sponge Bob is no good.

Be responsible, or I will make you regret it.

Hannah Abbott again, too.

Gained a Bruce. Lost a Jim, MJ, and Steve.

[Iron Fam]

Since Bruce is here, I think we should have a New Year's Party. I need a distr---

Sister ... this was----

Years ago, I lost my arm in a battle against a sibling, I won the battle but lost my arm. As a reward, my father tailored a cybernetic prosthesis that was beyond any other technology in the galaxy, he perfected this as my show of victory. A few years back I lost that specific tailored arm and had to use lesser technology in its place.

They were suitable, of course, but none allowed to process sensation from the lost limb.

Today I regained that arm, the only true gift my father ever gave me. Thank you Gamora.

I am very excited. Look who appeared in my apartment last night! His name is Groot and he's very special to me. I didn't think I would ever see him again. He can only say one sentence so he's not much of a conversationalist but he's very sweet if anyone wants to come by and meet him.

I am always curious as to how no one in these odd places we visit reacts to strange people appearing. Or an apartment building forming from nowhere. Even after events on Earth, my visits were always carefully planned to avoid exposure to humans due to my appearance.

I am unused to a lack of reaction.

[GAMORA]
I need you to come shopping with me. But you cannot tell anyone what we purchase.

[CLINT, NAT, GAMORA]
I have located an event in this place that I wish to partake in. Would you all join in a ghost tour with me?

[MORGAN]
I am uncertain what to get your parents as a congratulatory gift. I believe it is too early for them to know your siblings gender. Do you think they would enjoy a gift experience to somewhere relaxing?

[Annoying group text sent to Iron Fam* because Tony is in an exceptional mood]

>>Have a great day!
>>Love you.
>>Stay out of trouble.



[*plus Hope & Ned, who I need to add to the entry]

I enjoy human festivities. It is interesting that no one was required to die at this celebration. Earth weddings are very different.

[ FRIENDS | FAMILY* ]
The holes I created for the earrings have closed. I feel oddly disappointed. Is there a way to offset my regeneration to maintain these holes?

I am considering adopting a small creature to take care of. How would I go about this?

[ GAMORA ]
I enjoyed the wedding. Would you If Quill were here. Would you do that with him?