Some Reality Web

Kriff, I honestly thought my kidnapping days were behind me, but it's unlikely my captives would actually want me to communicate with people, so color me clueless. Oh wait, my hair's too kriffing red for that.

Fine. I say Skywalker, you say?

This has certainly been an interesting start to a new year.


[Brooke]

The clothes of this era look good on you. I wonder if you'll get to keep them when things go back to normal. Assuming they do but what's normal anymore?

[Rey]

Have you noticed or I guess "sensed" is a better word, anything different about your friend, Finn in the last few weeks?

I know there have been a good number of people who have lost someone over the last few days and I'm sorry. It's never easy to lose soemone you care about. Both my niece, Jaina, and my nephew, Jacen are gone. I haven't been here long enough to know exactly who their friends were but I wanted to let everyone know.

This is a beautiful city. I've enjoyed being close to the river, I can't get enough of watching the boats. It's not something I'm used to.


[Jaina, Jacen, Rey]

I just wanted the three of you to know that I'm going to be away for the weekend. I'm not sure exactly where that away is but Brooke asked the Entity for a place where we could spend some time together alone and her wish was granted. If you need me, you all know how to reach me.

Really appreciating the locations and a generous host right about now.

[ NOAH, EMMA & TANDY ]

I'm gonna be MIA for a couple of days, but don't panic, still around and still got this thing so if you need me, buzz me. Stay out of trouble and don't do anything I wouldn't. 💕

[ LUKE ]

Pack a bag for a few days (but you don't need much fyi) and let your niece and nephew know you'll be gone a few days. I don't wanna panic your family but I do want you all to me for a few days. 😍

TANDY’S FRIENDS/UNDER 18s/ROOM MATES

Tomorrow, Tandy turns 18. From what I can gather she’s never really had a proper birthday. So, we’re going to throw a party in our apartment for it. There’s gonna be cake and balloons and music and games and all kinds of stuff. But age appropriate stuff of course.

So let’s say about 5pm, apartment 3-A. Gifts are optional, don’t worry, we’ll have lots of food and everyone will have a good time.

TANDY

Do you wanna come shopping with me tomorrow? I saw a super cute mini dress I want but I need an opinion and Emma is hard at work with college.

LUKE S.

You’ll come to my super awesome party for my not so ward, right? I kinda wanna introduce you to my friends. Properly and all.

Funny thing. I was on my way to help a friend who was in trouble and now I am in this place and I have no idea where it is or what it is. But from what I'm reading, strange stuff is happening. I have a knack for finding strange stuff.

I'm Luke Skywalker and someone needs to rescue me

So. I really don't like this Maze. Can people hurry up and get us out? Trust me I've tried but it's not working. I keep seeing the Emperor and Darth Vader and they keep torturing me and people I assume are my family judging by how old I am in what I'm seeing. I need to get out of her.

I'd like you to check in with me as soon as you can and obviously not if you're not a safe place to do so.

I want an overview of how things are and where people are if that's possible.

Addition

When you find someone, if you have a way to contact us I'd like names and approximate coordinates. It'll help a lot.

I'm taking volunteers for a model. I need a female and a male, between five foot six and six foot (male can be a little bit taller), willing to let me dress them up for a good few hours over the next month for my class. I have money for the clothes, so you don't have to do anything but be willing to let me dress you, put on make up, do your hair and take pictures for my portfolio.

I'll buy you coffee and food for your time and you might get to keep the clothes.

[Emma & Noah]

Since we're constantly in Noah's place, you think it'd be smart to ask to actually live there? Normally I'd just move all my shit there and deal with it, but Mr or Miss Entity might drop a person right in there and then it's super awkward.

And I sort of offered to help Tandy sorta stay out of the whole 'kid suite' cycle since her guardian vanished, so maybe she could live there too?

[Tandy]

Would you wanna live with me and Emma and Noah?

To whoever's head I just popped into, I am so sorry. I don't know how that happened. My telepathy doesn't usually work without me trying but don't worry, I won't tell anyone what I saw. I swear.

And if you didn't realize that it happened, just ignore this...

Sweet Jesus, hangovers suck why is the world so loud? Can someone dim the lights on day time? I need an animal herder to coax these elephants out of my head please.

My mouth tastes like death Note to self: don't do that again soon.

LIZ

Please remind me not to drink for three days straight, the hangover is the worst. How're you doing?

NOAH & EMMA

Are we feeling more like we can brave the world? I might try to go outside today, if the pounding stops. I might also stay in the shower until noon, I'm undecided yet.

LUKE S.

Please, please, please tell me I didn't embarrass myself? Did someone at least stop me from showing up on your doorstep?

You know Entity, if you were going to be a giant jerk about this you could've just not bothered. But I get it, careful what you wish for, blah blah blah.

I'm calling in distraught to college today and day drinking crying in my room all day.

Does anyone know if there's somewhere safe to train? Somewhere where there's lots of room.

The local authorities around here don't seem to want people to use Lightsabers in the park. I shouldn't have hit that tree

So I'm interviewing for a position at a Cafe. Any tips?

Luke Skywalker

May we talk?

All in all, not hating this whole world change thing this place has going on. Might mess around with my schedule a little and make some not so great memories come back now and then but over all, kinda liking it.

Do we need to put in requests though or is this just a thing that's gonna happen? Science types? You know if I should be writing pleasantly worded letters to some entity?

Now that it's all over though, I need a new college wardrobe. I'll be shopping if anyone needs me. Unlikely though it may be.

Hi, I'm Luke Skywalker and I just got here. I have this letter from someone named Jubilant Entity, can anyone tell me where to find them? And what are these.......things standing outside the building I have an address for? They don't seem to be dangerous but I didn't want to take any chances.