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Ben Skywalker ([info]alotlessdashing) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2020-01-05 23:05:00

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Entry tags:active: brooke maddox, active: luke skywalker, active: nathaniel barton, inactive: rey, inactive: tea mavelli

Kriff, I honestly thought my kidnapping days were behind me, but it's unlikely my captives would actually want me to communicate with people, so color me clueless. Oh wait, my hair's too kriffing red for that.

Fine. I say Skywalker, you say?


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[info]iscrewgirls
2020-01-05 10:41 pm UTC (link)
I say what the hell dos kriff mean?

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[info]alotlessdashing
2020-01-05 10:43 pm UTC (link)
A vulgar expletive. My dad taught me it entirely by accident.

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[info]iscrewgirls
2020-01-05 10:44 pm UTC (link)
That's "fuck" for us here. "Shit" and "damn" too but mostly fuck.

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[info]alotlessdashing
2020-01-05 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Well, somehow I think using kriff will give me just a little bit more [...] intrigue?

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[info]iscrewgirls
2020-01-05 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Totally does.

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[info]alotlessdashing
2020-01-05 10:50 pm UTC (link)
A Jedi knight moves in mysterious ways.

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[info]iscrewgirls
2020-01-05 10:51 pm UTC (link)
You got any cool tricks you can show me?

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[info]alotlessdashing
2020-01-05 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Depends on what kind of trick you're looking for.

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[info]iscrewgirls
2020-01-05 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Surprise me.

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[info]alotlessdashing
2020-01-05 10:55 pm UTC (link)
I might need a shower before I dazzle you with Jedi tricks.

I was in a swamp. It was gross. I'm gross.

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[info]iscrewgirls
2020-01-05 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Ew. Yeah go do that.

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[info]ambitchious
2020-01-05 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Another one

Is there going to be a base drop with that one?

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[info]alotlessdashing
2020-01-05 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Ooh. No. Maybe a water organ.

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[info]ambitchious
2020-01-05 11:35 pm UTC (link)
I started the conversation and I don't even know what we're talking about now.

So, Skywalker.

Say I recognise that name. Who're you?

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[info]alotlessdashing
2020-01-05 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Ben. My name's Ben.

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[info]ambitchious
2020-01-05 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Okay Ben. I'm Brooke. Welcome to Goodland, the place of very polite kidnappings.

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[info]alotlessdashing
2020-01-05 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Brooke. Nice to meet you.

Yeah, I was going to say. As far as kidnappings go, this is very polite.

So, who's the Skywalker you know?

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[info]ambitchious
2020-01-06 11:16 am UTC (link)
What other kidnapper gives you a room in New York with all the trimmings? Plus a degree of freedom. It's really not that bad.

Luke. He and I are friends.

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[info]jedifarmboy
2020-01-06 03:42 am UTC (link)
What the kriff? Skywalker? That's my last name. I'm Luke Skywalker. you have red hair?

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[info]alotlessdashing
2020-01-06 03:53 am UTC (link)
Considering you have no idea who I am, I feel like I should warn my old father and say 'surprise, I'm toilet trained'.

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[info]jedifarmboy
2020-01-06 03:58 am UTC (link)
Wait. Are you saying.......I'm your father? Or I will be or some version of me is? And being toliet trained is a plus.

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[info]alotlessdashing
2020-01-06 04:10 am UTC (link)
Sure. Some version is ambitious (or stupid. The jury's still out) enough to name their son after Obi-Wan Kenobi.

And oh, according to you, I, like my mother, also have a tendency to verbally abuse you. Because you're my father. More fair warning.

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[info]jedifarmboy
2020-01-06 05:24 pm UTC (link)
It's a good name.

And that answers my question as to who your mother is. Although I had a pretty good idea when you mentioned having red hair.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-01-06 05:10 pm UTC (link)
Use the force Luke. Is this another trivia game?

Man those movies are old

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[info]alotlessdashing
2020-01-06 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Hilarious. Good old dad's always on me about not always needing to rely on the Force.

Ooh, trivia. Uh. Kriff, are we in holovids around here?

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[info]bartonesque
2020-01-06 05:18 pm UTC (link)
Dad? Why have something and not use it?

What's a holovid? Oh, holograms, you have them too? Ours are still a little shaky and glitchy. Unless you're in Singapore. Man, they're so good.

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[info]alotlessdashing
2020-01-06 05:26 pm UTC (link)
He thought I used it as a crutch, but he wasn't really aware how well I'd been trained by the GAG.

Yup. We also use them for messages and entertainment.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-01-06 05:46 pm UTC (link)
What's a GAG?

Like a cell phone?

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[info]jakku_survivor
2020-01-08 09:15 am UTC (link)
Skywalker. There's only one here, that's Master Luke.

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