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Nᴀᴛʜᴀɴ ([info]bartonesque) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2020-04-06 15:35:00

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Entry tags:active: lila barton, active: morgan stark, active: nathaniel barton, active: tony stark, inactive: harley keener

Thank God tongues heal fast. Jeez. 0/10. Do not recommend. Although ice cream 10/10, do recommend. Even if the stomach ache is never going to teach me any lessons ever.

It helps having a doctors note to get out of answering questions in school too.

[ALL BARTONS + NATASHA + JAMES]
I MADE FOOD AT SCHOOL AND BURNED NOTHING DOWN!

I am planning on recreating my success at home, I will require one volunteer on hand with a fire extinguisher in case something goes wrong. Sarcastic comments are not required, but enforcement is not entirely possible.

I swear no one will die from eating it, so ... everyone needs to come.


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[info]maguna
2020-04-06 02:41 pm UTC (link)
...do I even want to know?

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 02:43 pm UTC (link)
I chomped into my tongue the other day there. Don't worry, Uncle Bruce fixed me up. And by that I mean he gave me a lot of icepoles, ice cream and cold juice.

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[info]maguna
2020-04-06 02:46 pm UTC (link)
Do I need to put you back in the bubble?

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Well the bubble probably wouldn't have stopped me biting myself in surprise... But it was fun.

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[info]maguna
2020-04-06 02:59 pm UTC (link)
The bubble wasn't supposed to be fun. A miscalculated move on my part.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 03:08 pm UTC (link)
Why would that not be fun? C'mon! You'd love it we can trade out if your friend doesn't mind our whims.

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[info]maguna
2020-04-06 03:20 pm UTC (link)
It was meant to be your punishment for being a pain in my ass and not listening when I told you it was time to go. :P The picture is still my phone wallpaper.

...I'll talk to Emma.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 03:33 pm UTC (link)
I got sugar high and floated home, it was the best day ever.

I will promise her anything!

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[info]maguna
2020-04-06 03:48 pm UTC (link)
Clint's face, when I showed up with you, is still my favorite. I should have taken a picture of that.

Don't promise powerful witches 'anything'.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Just when Dad thinks he's used to my fuckery! I mean, he has a lot to catch up on.

Oh... okay. Like... she wouldn't want anything serious, right?

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[info]maguna
2020-04-06 04:49 pm UTC (link)
I should catch him up to speed with stories.

I love Emma. But just...choose your words carefully. Or let me do the talking.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Oh should I catch your dad up with explosions?

...okay, that's just worried me a little bit, but I will try and not do the talking. We remember how hard that is for me, right?

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[info]maguna
2020-04-06 06:22 pm UTC (link)
...Maybe we don't catch them up on anything.

No need to worry. I just don't want you unwittingly owing any favors. I'd hate to have to explain that to your dad.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Seems like a better plan.

Aren't favours a currency of friends? Don't I owe you like twelve?

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[info]maguna
2020-04-06 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Best friend contract rule number (whatever number we're up to now): What they don't know won't hurt them.

More like a million but twelve is more manageable.

[Nate]

Emma favors are different. I'm not entirely sure how it works, because I've never been in her debt. It's different with us, because she's my friend so the friend currency applies.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Pretty sure we're in triple figures now. This contract is gonna need a proper lawyer too.

Not that you're counting.

[Morgan]
Jeez. Are you friends with Voldemort or something?

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[info]overdraws
2020-04-06 02:42 pm UTC (link)
What if all I want to offer are sarcastic comments?

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 02:44 pm UTC (link)
The position requires a fire extinguisher, you can do both or neither.

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[info]overdraws
2020-04-06 02:51 pm UTC (link)
You would be bored without my stellar commentary anyway.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 02:55 pm UTC (link)
I think you're confusing boredom with normalcy. I understand, we've never had much of either, but still.

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[info]overdraws
2020-04-06 03:03 pm UTC (link)
They are overrated.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 03:08 pm UTC (link)
I think I'd like to experience normal just once. Just to see what it's like, for when other people talk about it.

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[Nate | Lila]
[info]overdraws
2020-04-06 03:16 pm UTC (link)
Then we'll make sure this dinner is completely normal.

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[Nate | Lila]
[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 03:19 pm UTC (link)
You did see that I invited Francis. And James. Right?

I'm not sure that slots into 'normal'. They grew up in an apocalypse.

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[Nate | Lila]
[info]overdraws
2020-04-06 03:26 pm UTC (link)
I don't think anyone here slots into 'normal'.

But if normalcy is what you want, I'll make sure you get it.

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[Nate | Lila]
[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 03:32 pm UTC (link)
It's not like I wanna change anything, you know. It's just... Ever wonder what it's like?

Like if Dad wasn't Dad and we never knew anything about SHIELD or Fury or the Avengers?

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[Nate | Lila]
[info]overdraws
2020-04-06 03:39 pm UTC (link)
I know you don't.

I think other than the times Fury stopped by to fuck things up shit was normal, but yeah. Sometimes, I guess?

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[Nate | Lila]
[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 03:42 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry. I'm just being weird.

It's not like there was anything wrong with how we grew up or anything.

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[Nate | Lila]
[info]overdraws
2020-04-06 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Nope. Stop with the 'sorries'.

It's not like I'm sitting here under the impression that you do think something was wrong with it.

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[Nate | Lila]
[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 03:57 pm UTC (link)
I know, I know.

I just get stupid sometimes. You know. It's cool, it's fine.

Did you know that sometimes people need stitches in their tongues? And it's very delicate to do.

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[Nate | Lila]
[info]overdraws
2020-04-06 04:37 pm UTC (link)
You're not stupid. Ever.

Can't say I've ever needed stitches in my tongue. Is yours okay?

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[Nate | Lila]
[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 06:18 pm UTC (link)
Okay.

You should try not to then. It's fine, healed up mostly, just a little cut in it. Dad's bedside manner is still fantastic by the way.

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[info]sixyearsago
2020-04-06 02:47 pm UTC (link)
Ice cream is life.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Even when it turns on you, I just can't quit it.

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[info]sixyearsago
2020-04-06 02:56 pm UTC (link)
It owns you.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 03:09 pm UTC (link)
I am its bitch.

Which is actually true of a lot of things.

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[info]cauterising
2020-04-06 04:08 pm UTC (link)
Congratulations on this lifelong accomplishment. You are officially above Natasha in kitchen allowances.

I'm already repairing a hole, please don't burn down the kitchen.

[Nate]
How's your mouth?

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 04:14 pm UTC (link)
Boom! Achievement unlocked.

It is pasta, can anyone go wrong with pasta? No burning. I think Lila's got me with the extinguisher.

[Dad]
It's okay, really. Just a big bite. Bruce figured it'd be fine with cold to stop the swelling and just leaving it. I might play it up a bit longer at school though.

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[info]cauterising
2020-04-06 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Natasha can go wrong with pasta. We cannot figure out how or why, but she can.

[Nate]
I guess we need to restock the freezer. Don't milk it for too long.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Maybe I'll be able to teach her how not to then.

[Dad]
All the ice cream! Bubblegum and rocky road please. Maybe just until Wednesday?

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[info]comespywithme
2020-04-06 08:40 pm UTC (link)
Well it looks like I am the fire exstinguisher holder by default.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Maybe we can learn some cooking together?

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[info]notyourplayboy
2020-04-06 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Oh, kid.

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[info]bartonesque
2020-04-06 11:20 pm UTC (link)
It's all good. Uncle Bruce fixed me up real good.

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