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Robert "Bobby" Drake ([info]icecooldrake) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2020-04-13 23:17:00

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Entry tags:active: john allerdyce, inactive: bobby drake

[John]

You wanna know something awesome?

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[info]embered
2020-04-13 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Hit me with it.

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[info]icecooldrake
2020-04-13 10:24 pm UTC (link)
In my future we're gay pirates that do crime and are in an on-off person sandwich with Emma Frost.

In my world, in the future, we're pirates.

Emma makes us a ship.

And I think we're in an occasional person sandwich with her. If you know what I mean.

We're like the embodiment of be gay do crime.

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[info]embered
2020-04-13 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Wow.

That's... Wild.

'Be Gay, Do Crime' really should be a lifestyle choice. But man, I did not think any version of us would be pirates.

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[info]icecooldrake
2020-04-13 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Right? This is the coolest thing I've ever been told. We're pirates. Emma builds us a ship.

Be Gay, Do Crime is my new lifestyle choice. For real. It's the only thing I've ever wanted to do.

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[info]embered
2020-04-13 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Do these versions of us go into the past or something? Like how does piracy in the 21st century work?

Being semi-gay and a criminal, I can attest it is lots of fun.

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[info]icecooldrake
2020-04-13 11:04 pm UTC (link)
I don't know, Emma might let me see later. She said she might share a sneak peak or whatever.

I wanna be gay and do crime.

Emma calls herself our sugar momma.

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[info]embered
2020-04-13 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Man, you gotta see if we're out sailing for dubloons or whatever.

Of course she is. I barely know that woman and I can tell she's made of money. My biggest question is how typically, a sugar mom or dad is usually a sex thing. Bobby, is this a sex thing?

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[info]icecooldrake
2020-04-13 11:16 pm UTC (link)
I'm gonna. Like. I really hope she lets me see. We're called The Marauders. John that's like the best thing. Do you think the Entity would give us the ship? I mean, there's no water here... but- Y'know.

I don't know if it's a sex thing.

She said, uh-

[screenshot of:
I think I've gotten a little used to your icy presence. Between your chill and Pyro's heat, it's a good balance.]

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[info]embered
2020-04-13 11:21 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it'd make like a bay or something. Shit, there are docks with barely any water, but it could fill it up.

That sounds like a sex thing. Jesus fuck. But ... you're gay. Are we a weird threesome with Emma? How was that not your first question?

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[info]icecooldrake
2020-04-13 11:25 pm UTC (link)
At least we'd have our ship though. omg. i should ask the entity if I can have forbidden future knowledge. I'd love to have forbidden future knowledge.

I don't know! HANG ON.

[screenshot:
Do you find yourself regularly squished between me and John in your future? Ooh, that's my future too, right?

It's your future too, yes. And while I'm not always in the middle, you both do come to visit your sugar mama a lot.]

I think we might be in a weird on-off again threesome with Emma?

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[info]embered
2020-04-13 11:33 pm UTC (link)
You should definitely go for the ship if it's a one or the other option. Unless the forbidden knowledge comes with secrets of Emma Frost boudoir.

My brain just fucking broke. That kinda sounds like she doms isn't always in the middle of a threesome.

Jesus fuck.

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[info]icecooldrake
2020-04-13 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Do you wanna know the secrets of Emma's boudoir? I have no idea if that's what I want or not. I definitely want the ship though.

Yeah, I can't work out if we come when she calls or if, y'know, we just swing in to visit so she gives us money.

I gotta be honest, I'm glad that's the bit that threw you.

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[info]embered
2020-04-14 12:08 am UTC (link)
I gotta admit I'm a little curious. Not enough to say not a massive ship?

Pirates have like, ports of call, right? To hide the bounty and all that. I mean, knowing the X-Men, probably a bit of both?

What, that Emma's a periodic appearance to the being gay and doing crime?

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[info]icecooldrake
2020-04-14 12:23 am UTC (link)
If I got the ship would you come and stay on it sometimes? :D

Like Tortuga! I watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies with Roy the other day.

Yeah, the whole maybe sleeping with her thing too instead of us being gay and doing crime.

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[info]embered
2020-04-14 12:26 am UTC (link)
It's a fucking pirate ship. Hell yes.

Yeah, like that. Emma's probably got a whole island she owns.

Well, bisexual and do crime doesn't sound as good. But fuck, Emma Frost is so out of my league.

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[info]icecooldrake
2020-04-14 12:31 am UTC (link)
NOW I NEED IT. Even though we can' sail it anywhere.

Probably. Filled with attractive men fanning her and feeding her grapes.

That's true...but I meant you and me- Ff. Nice to know you don't think I'm outta your league :P

But I mean Emma is like god-tier of girlfriends. Goddess-tier?

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[info]embered
2020-04-14 12:46 am UTC (link)
Can you even sail a boat? Ship. Whatever?

With Emma? I bet there's so hot women there too.

Well, when you've already kinda been with one version, does that mean another version is out of your league?

She turns into a diamond, pretty sure that's Goddess level. Her and Storm, just Goddess level power.

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[info]icecooldrake
2020-04-14 01:01 am UTC (link)
In the future, obviously I can! But since there's nowhere I can sail we'd be pretty safe.

Yeah, probably. Not massively interested in them though ;)

[...] wait what? You and the Bobby from your world-?

And just goddess level beauty too. even i know that.

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[info]embered
2020-04-14 01:12 am UTC (link)
You raise a valid point.

I can see Emma just being all about pretty things.

Yeah. There's a reason I think he's an asshole.

Blind people know that.

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[info]icecooldrake
2020-04-14 01:20 am UTC (link)
I am not just a pretty face ;)

I knew there was a reason she keeps me around!

Huh. Well. I'm even more sorry that your-world!me didn't know a good thing. What a dick.

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[info]embered
2020-04-14 01:42 am UTC (link)
Might get you further.

And it's not just for the air conditioning?

Yeah, but like I said, he cared a lot more about what people thought or what they were saying.

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[info]icecooldrake
2020-04-14 12:28 pm UTC (link)
Jerk :P

I mean, I'm definitely mostly just an air conditioner. I do have limited other uses though.

Doesn't suck any less.

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[info]embered
2020-04-14 12:31 pm UTC (link)
Yup!

Like ice packs? Freezing drinks? Making ice rinks?

What's super weird, is that I am now dating a version of the girl he basically dumped me for.

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[info]icecooldrake
2020-04-14 04:24 pm UTC (link)
:P Joke's on you. I make a mean slushie.

wow yeah that is super weird.

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