Some Reality Web

[Matthew]

If you were curious, your aura is indigo. Which, you know, with that red look, is kind of hot pretty nice.

I mean, it's not purple, but close enough.

You'd think I'd be completely unfazed by talking animals considering I'm friends with a talking dragon and Jeff, but here we are.


[Matthew]

Are snowball fights a thing for you? I didn't want to be an ass with the assuming thing.

[Katherine]

Are you busy, by any chance?

[Kate]

Katherine. I will deny it if you tell anyone, but I need your help.

[Elizabeth]

I do hope you're settling in well enough. It's probably for the best you've got new accomodations, we seem to have a visitor in this apartment.

Okay so... One of these days there's going to be a 'where in the multiverse are you now' devices, right? Just a handy pop up guide to tell you what dimension it is, who's President and if you need to wear a smock.

The floating piece of paper is a nice touch, very old school, unhackable.

[encrypted S.H.I.E.L.D message]
Sound off? Agent 19 check in, mission parameters?

I must admit I prefer this change of scenery, especially when compared to the previous curiosities that have occurred since my arrival.

[ joan watson ]

Thank you for the breakfast. Please excuse my rather rude intrusion.

[ neal caffrey]

I am never partaking in a Mai Tai again. You are a dreadful influence and yet? I adore you still.

[ sherlock holmes ]

I believe you've spent enough time with your walls and books.

[Wanda]
Hey there! So, I...may have found a very tiny Billy and saved him from the ostriches.


[Matthew]
How does one go about handling the fact that her teammates and BFFs are showing up as tiny and impressionable children?

I feel vindicated.

Thanks, Entity. Bagpipes were a bit much but I'm not mad about it.

Hey Cassie, you got your corned beef and cabbage and I didn't even have to go raid a deli.

I'm sure I'm not alone in the breaking of mirrors thing right now, but I definitely think I need to patch some scratches up because frozen peas don't work on everything.

Cassie, are you

You're not the right

What're another seven years of bad luck, right?

[Daisy Johnson]

Something you want to talk about?

This is a public service announcement.

It's St. Paddy's Day. Not St. Patty's. Patty would be short for Patricia and while there is a St. Patricia, she is Italian, not Irish. Paddy would be the abbreviation for Padraig, or Patrick.

Now we're all a bit wiser. And the voice to text feature on this phone hated the whole thing.

So, say someone happened to go exploring and, well, maybe didn't pay attention to time and, oh hey! They're still on a planet somewhere.

How does one get back?

Asking for a friend.

Hi. I'm Cassie Lang and that was me running around in my pajamas this morning. Avengers, I am sorry I blamed you for this, but, I mean, you do have a track record.

[FILTER: Anyone with powers/all heroes]

Do you ever get over killing someone something?

After the [...] convenient restoration of the city, the training center will open back up today. A couple of our instructors have been sent home in recent weeks, so if anyone is interested hosting classes, let me know. Please also keep in mind that attendees will be have minimal defense training.

[Steve Rogers]

Have you recovered from your night of rock yet?

Is it safe to assume there are churches in fake Manhattan or should I just wander around until I stumble into something that resembles one closely enough to wing it?

I would very much like to assist those who are repairing the aftermath of that terrible ordeal.

Sherlock Holmes

I suppose I should thank you for your...hospitality.

Neal Caffrey

Are you alright?

Matt Murdock

Once you have taken a rest, would you care for some tea and perhaps the tale of two insufferable men?

So much for a vacation, I guess? Is there really no stop to these things?

[Kate]

Raincheck on the dinner thing. Or the coffee thing. Or both, I guess, I feel like I'm being kidnapped somehow?

Is there still more monsters to burn up?

Is it weird that this somehow still isn't the worst thing that's happened this week?

My name is Matt Murdock. If a Foggy Nelson or Karen Page are here, could you let me know and not leave me hanging? That would be great.

Even if they're not, I guess settling in is a requirement.