Some Reality Web

There is something fundamentally wrong with being called to a country bar to collect your daughter from lock up.

This feels like a cartoon special or a sleep deprivation fever dream.

>> Goodland is restored!
>> Thank you for your assistance!
>> Please accept your muffin baskets as my apology.

[the text comes from an unknown number and any returned texts will bounce back]

[an assorted muffin basket appears in each apartment this evening]

Will I turn into a frog if I eat muffins from the Entity?