Some Reality Web

I am exhausted, okay? Usually, I don't like declaring that, but why the heck not? That was crazy! Not omgwtfbbq weird crazy. I'm very used to that happening, so it's just another day in the week for me. That was crazy cool exciting omg I swear I'm not weird -- we'll stick with just crazy. At least until people know me better...

Anywho...

Lightning storms. That was not as cool. Aesthetically-speaking, nice. Everything else? Nope. My hair still smells burnt and I'm still looking high and low for the right string for my bow since Mr. Zappy Zap Boom Crash decided not only to singe my hair but also the string on said bow and that was not cool.

What was cool? TENTACLES THINGS? The monsters didn't know what was even happening. That was definitely a thing. I dug it. I'm not weird okay?

If anyone has frozen peas or frozen dinners you don't use or like or just want to donate to the "Kate Bishop has some bruises and that's how she takes care of herself in a pinch" fund, let me know? I'll pay you back in...uh...favors? And, ew. No. Not like that. Don't be rude.

Has anyone seen Angela? I fear she might be injured... or sent home.

[Steve Rogers]
Your son is requesting that I give him a blood transfusion sourced from either you or Bucky in order to boost whatever serum is already in his system in the hopes it will make him heal faster. Obviously, I declined.

[Medical]
Any non-standard treatment requested by James Rogers is to be run by me first. No matter what I'm doing, unless I'm actually dead, I clear it or it doesn't happen.


cw: likely to be discussion of human experimentation in the comments, plus sam's ptsd is legit triggered right now

If anyone has a pressing repair that needs done quickly... I am prepared to help.

Lizzie, I'll need a few pointers on how you office needs to look, whenever you're ready.

[ august ]

Do you want to me arrange magical food deliveries to my cave for you both? Selenite might come and check on you.

[ morgan ]

I already know you're okay yourself, but did everyone else stay okay too?

Flights of fancy sometimes pay off here. I now have my father's watch.

EDIT: [may have Wonder Woman 1984 spoilers in comments]

Okay, the elevators are working again -ignore the creak, it's just needing some oil, I'll get it in a bit. The stairs between the 3rd and 4th floor are a little fucked, so I'd avoid that for now and the burn damage on the 5th floor is superficial so it'll get cleaned up later.

I'm sorting the electrics that got messed up, but if there's anything major around the building, let me know.

[ nat ]

Can you take Nate and Tor to the vets?

If you're stuck in bed because you're hurt you can watch Maru! He is the most viewed animal on YouTube and he loves boxes. There's lots of videos so they'll last a really long time. The soundtrack is just music like in elevators or on hold on the phone though so you have to be able to see but I think Drunk History is probably pretty funny without the video I like this one about Shakespeare stealing a theatre and other people stealing stuff too. Which you shouldn't do. It's bad to steal. Unless you're stealing money from bad guys who'll use it for bad things.