Some Reality Web

There's something visceral about witnessing a half-android assassin curb stomping a scarecrow while calling it a 'pussy bitch'. Someone take away Nebula's subscription to reality television please.

Also, don't let her watch Toy Story ever again.

[ TEXTS TO GAMORA ]

» I need your help to get Nebula's arm back on.
» She still wants to go beat the shit out of some scarecrows with it and I think she's about done with the Buzz Lightyear impersonation.

I guess some of us aren't special enough for doors. But avoiding doors did give me the gift of burning myself making brownies, which I'm betting doesn't happen in that forest.

Also if anyone is left here and wants some, free brownies.

[ Hargreeveses ]

I made a noise. It hurt, but a sound came out of my throat!