Some Reality Web

"There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you."

Okay, well, I'm not sure what that was, but I think I'd have gone for "unnecessarily violent" rather than "thrilling." Or maybe it's both. It did look pretty heroic, what with the dramatic frisbee of justice and people in chains.

Just another day in Goodland, I suppose. I need to get me a cowboy hat.

The accuracy of fortune cookies has me sceptical.

[Avengers family, Marvel people, Nathan's Friends*]

Nathan's 18 tomorrow, we discussed a party, figured we could throw one if he wanted, he does not want.

Instead, we're gonna set up the roof area for movies, have ten million pizzas and enough soda to fill a lake. Everyone's welcome for however long they wanna come. Suggestions for movies will be taken, and we'll wrap up whenever people trail off.

Where possible, please avoid yelling or pulling anything 'surprisey'.

[MCU Avengers, Morgan, Riri, Lyra, Torunn & James]

There's a kind of 'family' dinner on the 18th. {insert restaurant}, 6pm. Open invite if you want.

[Natasha]

I know he's not really 18 in relation to my age, but fuck do I feel old.

* if you think you are, apparently you are.

» Listen...
» I'm pretty fucking glad you were born today.
» So, happy birthday.
» I kind of love you a lot.
» After your moviethon...
» And dinner with the family this weekend...
» You and me? Lowkey best duo birthday stuff?

I don't think I got a cookie...

[ETA: A little while later]





False alarm.

My fortune cookie showed me eating a sausage and mushroom pizza from Lombardi's tonight. Kinda anticlimactic because, yeah, it's a Monday.

That's better than imminent death and mayhem or falling on my face down the stairs, so I guess I'll take it.

...I'm here, I am fairly small, you're welcome.

No I did not see anything 'weird'. Everything is very normal thanks for asking.

Once Upon a time, when I was fifteen... I went on my first SHIELD mission. It took me to the heart of Latveria, where I became the Monarch.

The reign of Queen Demetria lasted about 8 months... until we could hold proper elections for far more capable leaders. But they let me keep the crown, and well, the Entity brought it around because Hugo really wanted to see it.

So, here we go.

( Space saver, public image )

I am not eating this thing. Oops, what do you know, Mom always said don't eat food from strangers. And the Entity is super strange.

[Tom]

Thanks for all the really cool stuff but you didn't have to, you know!

Mine seems to have made its way here. I'm actually way more interested in what happens if you give yours to someone else, but that could be risky if they are tied to the recipient since we have no idea what they might show of our futures. Especially if there's a chance they could show the future here as well as the future at home. Still, if anyone's feeling brave, I'm sure as hell not eating mine. Full disclosure: there's a decent chance you'd be watching a universe implode.

I'm kind of tempted to get Chinese for dinner but with my luck I'd mix up the real fortune cookies with the Entity's somehow.

I opened the fortune cookie I found in my room this morning and this is what it said.



It didn't tell me what my work was going to be but I'm going to pretend it said that I'd be a famous musician. Because what the hell? I'm not eating the cookie though because I hate the way they taste.

[Morgan]

Would you mind helping me with my calculus because I suck at it and you're a genius? and I wanted an excuse to hang out with you This place might not count as real school but hey, I still want to graduate in June. Or whenever people graduate in alternate universes.

I fucking hate him, Yen.

So... do I want to eat this cookie??