Some Reality Web

Happy half priced chocolate day!

Some of these candy hearts would be kind of fun to get.

Whose cat is this?

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Whatisgoingon oh hello ❤

Kara is coming over. I'm sure you saw.

I want my own space, nobody else to share with.

Roses are red
Water is wet
This format of poem
Is today's whole internet

...I just had to remove glitter from my sodding bowl before I could eat me cereal. I dinnae wanna know. I've given up on wut happens in my flat.

[Barry]
Ta, matey. The pie actually smells good.

[HIS GIRLS]
Oi. I know Quacky had to leave, but get yer winter shite on. We are gonna go adopt a sodding cat or whatever.

Okay so one minute I'm in space, trying to be all in charge and Emperor like, and the next I'm standing in what looks like New York city.

I also feel really sick, like I'm going to throw up, but not sure if that's normal?

I swear if this is some sort of trick you will not like me when I'm angry.