Some Reality Web

... Caitlin is gone. Went to go check on her since she didn't answer my messages. Nothing to check on.

Phones deactivated I double checked.

[FILTER: IRON FAM + MCU AVENGERS + TANDY]

I know it is last minute and some of you have plans, but we're throwing a small New Year's Eve party. You are welcome to join. Nothing over the top, I swear.

Who is throwing a New Year's bash? I'll feel like a loser if I'm alone.

Hannah Abbott again, too.

I know timing is kind of terrible, but does anyone know of any job openings for someone with...limited transferable skills?

I'm going to practice my wandwork by breaking things on the roof. Dont come up if you dont wanna get hit.

I know there have been a good number of people who have lost someone over the last few days and I'm sorry. It's never easy to lose soemone you care about. Both my niece, Jaina, and my nephew, Jacen are gone. I haven't been here long enough to know exactly who their friends were but I wanted to let everyone know.

We're down a Number One after I got engaged, and it feels like entirely the wrong time to shout it from the 'tops. So [...] That coconut pie was delicious. Is this a bad time to ask for the recipe?

[TONY+BEN+FIVE]
I'd normally shout it from the 'tops, but [...] yeah.

So we both had engagement rings on Christmas Day. And we both said yes.

[Private to Bill Weasley]
I've never had George date someone I haven't known for most of our lives, and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that. I want him to be happy, above all else, and I don't dislike Cisco. But, I feel like I need to make sure he's worthy.

Which, if Georgie says he is, he is, but I have to be sure, you know? As the oldest, what do you suggest?
[end]

Just found this film that had a clown on the front, and I thought 'this'll be a laugh', and all I want to know is who decided to make something as fun as clowns evil and terrifying? This is a disgrace.

[LAURA]
I think I forgot to tell everybody that I sold my car. Which also means that 1) I got a lot of money in the bank 2) I got a bank account which seems really fucking stupid but it'll do for now. 3) I bought a motorcycle. 4) I need to practice for 30 hours in medium to high volume traffic. Wanna hop on?

[Private to Bill Weasley]

I do not know if you remember me or not... After all, it was quite an unexpected and unconventional way to drop in on someone, even if it was during a War. You have a rather beautiful home though, in case I did not mention it before.

Ron often spoke of his older brother that worked with dragons, you know. Thought it was cool work and while I have to disagree, it does not diminish their value in the world and as awesome creatures.

Sorry, I digress. I am simply looking for a burn antidote and thought perhaps you could help. Hermione tells me they have dragons at Gringotts. Surely you have seen them? I mean Gringotts is not working with dragons, but it is a close second, if I do say so myself.

{filtered to teens (16 and up) and adults}

After the resounding success of my little experiment on Sam Wilson I can say with certainty that it works on humans of other worlds I feel like it is high time to admit that I have indeed, been sitting on a stash of herbs that could potentially be used as [...] hallucinogenics.

But while I won't be parting with my stash of blood lotus anytime soon, I do have some dried leaves from elfroot and royal elfroot plants that I'd be willing to share. In other words, I have 'weed', 'cannabis', 'pot' and I am happy to share.

You'll have to roll the cigarettes yourselves; I smoke via pipe. If you feel squeamish about smoking it, I can brew you a tea.

And if you do accept, yes - you may head into battle and study under the influence of elfroot, but I would abstain from [...] driving. Operating heavy machinery. Sponge Bob. Yes, Sponge Bob is no good.

Be responsible, or I will make you regret it.

Mr. Aziraphale is gone now too. And so the bookstore is gone. So, yeah.


[Tea]
I got some of that Elfroot from Solona.

Show me how to roll this?