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I take it all back. I love these elves.

[Annoying group text sent to Iron Fam* because Tony is in an exceptional mood]

>>Have a great day!
>>Love you.
>>Stay out of trouble.



[*plus Hope & Ned, who I need to add to the entry]

molly do you want a book of puffy stickers? i think it was left for me on accident

Uh, hypothetical time.

If someone accidentally made a mock solar flare and... it went off, how would they clean the burns off the wall?

On a more serious note- someone left me a case of cinnamon coca cola and a book on 1000 dangerous experiments to try. Merry Xmas, I guess?

What's a girl to do when she's given a random half day off? Suggestions? I'm a workaholic that doesn't know what to do with herself.

That first gift was welcome, Secret Santa. This one... not so much.


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Does anyone have a safe or locker of some sort that can hide a magical object? I received something today- Manannan's Gift or Huon's Cup or Orfino's Bane, they're all names for the same fae artifact- and I really want it away from me and in a safe place. It is can be dangerous in the wrong hands.

[Shifters]

I'm going hunting in the park tonight, if anyone would care to join me. I found rabbits the other day and a few particularly fat squirrels.

To the citizens of this Good Land, I give greetings. I am Princess of the Demon Realm, Liu Ying. This realm I am unfamiliar with. Might I ask where we are located?

Well whoever is leaving the presents clearly knows me because today I found this in a bag hanging on the front door. One piece of weaponry I did not own. Thanks whoever or whatever you are.

So, I know I'm not necessarily included on any nice list ever, let alone one that is checked twice, but these elves think they're f!@#ing funny leaving me a pair of pants. Jokes on you, gremlins..they are shorts now.

Just got home from the shrink and I from a meeting to find This sweater did one of you buy it for me?

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Covering bases here, but anyone know a good tech shop around here? I might be in need of some affordable cameras or something for home security so any recommendations welcomed.