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Hi! I'm looking for someone. Well, platonically. Not that I'd be against someone romantically down the line, but I just broke up with my boyfriend so ---

INNER LIZZIE: STOP TYPING. OH MY GOD.

ANYWAY. I was talking to someone who had tons of good ideas. Sock hops and bowling leagues were mentioned. I didn't get the person's name, but I want to keep planning! I lost the conversation. :( If you are that person, please reply! Not that other people can't talk to me! I love talking! Say hi!

INNER LIZZIE: Shut up, Lizzie, just shut up.

I've been sitting in my 'bedroom' pretty much since I got here, trying to suss out what the ever-loving-FUCK is going on and I've got nothing but a grumbling stomach and a raging headache outta it. Is there like a pamphlet I missed?

I'll take that, a jam-filled Pączki, and a large coffee, thanks.

Woke up extra drained this morning, now I don't have to think of anything for breakfast. Thanks, Donut Fairy.

Be careful with Detective Reed. He does not like our kind.

Banging your head against the wall for an hour burns only 150 calories, more or less. Not worth it, imo. And I burned the water for my tea, so I put an electric kettle on the grocery list. And new glass for the window. And a new coffee maker. And a new tap.

Does anyone else jerk and then [...] everything goes boom?

Here's my official hello to the residents of crazy town.

Hi. I'm Damon. Hear I got a friend or two around here I might know. Come out, come out wherever you are.

I have to admit that after all the anti-alien sentiment I've experienced, even the slightest hint of robophobia remains [...] jarring. I've already been made illegal once But I have my human appearance back. Would you like a selfie?

[ROGUE]
It's come to my attention that one of your wards must ask you when she wishes to leave the house. I wanted to make sure you saw the following conversation that I have linked to here.

I enjoy human festivities. It is interesting that no one was required to die at this celebration. Earth weddings are very different.

[ FRIENDS | FAMILY* ]
The holes I created for the earrings have closed. I feel oddly disappointed. Is there a way to offset my regeneration to maintain these holes?

I am considering adopting a small creature to take care of. How would I go about this?

[ GAMORA ]
I enjoyed the wedding. Would you If Quill were here. Would you do that with him?