Some Reality Web

I wish the entity would bring me my cat, Caramel.

She was the best kitty ever, and I miss her so much.

i gues its tine to luk for a job. any1 got ibeas for am immmmortal huntres with abhb and dysleksia?

[Demigods]
i know we don't rilly do this but since were here...thankspiving?

[Hugo]
thx for the durger. im goma do thankspiving with the ohters so if u dont alredy have plans u shuould come

also boes your majik do translashun spells?

What does a bloke do around here to get his own shop?

( filtered private- this is your warning of depression )

Wotcher, mate.

Someone suggested I ask for my shop. It's called Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, a magical joke shop. I wouldn't mind selling a small stash of supplies for the magically inclined here as well. Seems to be a decent amount of nonmuggles and all that.

I know Hugo said he didn't mind working for me. I mean if this is even possible.

So, yeah, cheers.

There's going to be a Selena series on Netflix! Ay dios Mio si por favor. Sign me up.

Hello? Ummm, excuse me? Sir? Ma'am? Can I please ask you a tiny little question? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN ME FROM MY HOME! BECAUSE I CAN KICK YOUR BUTT! I'm sorry that wasn't a question.

All new Ostrich's Villa residents who appeared since the original invitation went out, receive one.

( +++++++++++ )

Some days... I get really... Moody. Some days I'm really confused about what the Entity is even thinking.

But its not so bad here most days. I dont think thats mentioned as often as it should be cause we get so caught up in the bad and the annoying.

[Hargreeves]

I'm going to get a job. You know in case you guys turn into kids again or I want to buy something... Like film or something.

But uh... I dont really know what is legal here work wise? Cause I know some of the other teenagers arent allowed to work certain hours because of their age... So one of you want to come with me?




Also, I think I'm going to go back to therapy for a while...


[Mr. Stark]

I wanted to thank you again for the... Well I'm not really sure what to call it. The brace? I really... Appreciate it. It sounds dumb but like... It was nice to not have to think about it at school.

I know it must have taken a lot of money and stuff to make it so im trying to find a job. I might go work at the book store... I probably wont make enough to pay you back but I'm going to try until I do, okay?

Guess what?

Maker, don't let me strangle arrogant strangle little boys.

[SAM, HAWKE & VARRIC]
I wanted to thank you idiots again for drinking with my idiot self, although I'm sure at least two of you are regretting it now.

It occurs to me that my shop has been quite a bit busier than it ever was in Soho. And, I might actually need some help. So, would anyone like a job? In my bookshop? I specialise in used and rare books. And, have access to books in most of your worlds.

So, apparently asking this Entity for things works. There's really only one thing I want so. Entity, can I have my cat, Ser Pouncealot?

Sorry Hawke, he's just superior to all dogs.