What does a bloke do around here to get his own shop?
[filtered heavily private] Oi, Fred, you tosser.
You'd like it here, even if everyone we know here is the wrong fucking age. Mum is... young. I don't think she knows us yet? I did talk to Padfoot and Prongs, so there's that. Otherwise, pretty sure it is just me here.
I mean Hugo and Scorpius are here, but you don't know them. I barely know them. Hugo is Ron's spawn. I can't believe someone actually shagged Ron, but no accounting for taste.
...I bloody miss you, twat. I'm barely holding it together. How do I do this? You-
I am trying to live without you and I'm failing, Fred.