Some Reality Web

I, for one, gained absolutely no deep insights into myself from being fifteen again.

I wrote down some recipes when I was older, which is useful for when I suddenly start craving kolaches. They smell so good.

What would happen if someone got a pet here and then disappeared?

Well, if the hat fits - suits - looks good - fuck. What was my tangent again?

ENTITY, YOU'RE A FUCKING JERK.

Do with that as you will. I gotta go pick up my new boobs. Over and out.

I have a couple of questions.

Who let the dogs out?
What does the fox say?
What do the Spice Girls want?

It's nice to be back to my usual age. Seventeen wasn't that much fun the first time around. Although I"m kind of wishing I hadn't talked myself out of medical school back then.

[FILTERED TO TONY STARK]

Mr Wilson told me that should try to contact you through the network which doesn't seem very secure, but as long all of its firewalls are intact. I require server space - eight terrabytes - in order to operate the program of my image inducer.

Would you be willing to help?

i really should know better by now. hangovers get worse with age.

[AVENGERS (MCU)]

which one of you assholes idiots dipshits guys was talking to this Entity about me? I have a hunch but my bleery mind is not adding everything right this second.

[NAT]

you remember that Christmas when Lila was four? you'd been caught in that blast that screwed up your knee for six weeks and it fell in the middle of the season? Lila was playing nurse? I officially have the proof that you're a terrible patient.

[JAMES]

you still wanna do archery shit?