Some Reality Web

What the hell is going on?

HARGREEVES

Check in. Is everyone else here, too? Is this one of Dad's t

[ACCIDENTAL VOICE POST BECAUSE HE WAS BORN OVER TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO]

[There's the sound of a child kicking the elevator doors.] OPEN!

Esto no es mi hogar..


[ooc note: translation : this isn't home. Side note, sorry to native speakers I'm just using Google lol i don't know Latino Spanish but Cisco does XD eventually he'll speak English too tho if you talk to him in it]

I had plans. Breakfast. The Getty. People watching at The Grove. Maybe starting on that essay for my sociology class.

Being kidnapped to Not New York was definitely NOT a part of my plan for the day.

Also, didn't miss New York weather. Please send me back to LA now, thanks.

( Tony and Pepper )

[ Added later ]
( Roommates )

harriet

where are u

Can someone settle a debate for me with a friend? It about how we got here. He says it's a dream, I say it was a black hole or that the Jubilant Entity is a witch that brought us here for whatever reason or maybe aliens are involved but it's probably not that one.

Sooooo.

From the sound of things, weird shit is going on? Is this a case of widespread amnesia going on or something?

Should we be taken a count of who remembers what?

FRIDAY told me that this is Goodland? That sounds like a fake place. Am I in a fake place? Is my Mommy in the fake place too?

The original game that became Monopoly was invented in 1903 under the name The Landlord's Game. It was intended to show how popular economic principles of the time would naturally transfer wealth from tenants to owners, concentrating power in the hands of a few elites and was particularly commonly played for the first three decades or so in economics classes in college. Copycat versions were also released by several companies over the years under names like Monopoly, Fortune and Prosperity. Most notable was the Parker Brother's Fortune, which it designed before entering negotiations with the inventor to purchase the patent in case they weren't able to. (They'd already purchased a patent for a very similar game named Monopoly before finding out about the Landlord's Game, so the purchase was mostly to cover their asses.) But in 1935 they ended up purchasing it for $500 - a little over $9000 today.

Monopoly is now the fifth top selling board game of all time. For context, the top three are chess, checkers and backgammon, which have all existed for hundreds or even thousands of years. Scrabble is the only modern boardgame that outsells Monopoly.

Stark

What the fucking hell did you get us into?

Why can't we ever just have a nice quiet night in the dorms?

I believe I understand this magic mirror now. I gather that I am not the only one who has been abducted to this place. I would remind our captors that kidnapping violates the laws of all civilized nations. If you return us home speedily and unharmed, then for my part I can guarantee a fair hearing before the sovereigns at Cair Paravel.

Jim, Natasha--- Are you guys okay?


It looks like there is a bunch of people who are suddenly children. I think that means we are going to need a lot of people to volunteer up in the childrens area. We are going to need as many hands on deck as possible until something more permanent gets sorted out, I think.

Don't know why everyone is freaking out about all the kids. It is like a family reunion in my place. Just give them some toys and food and put them somewhere they can't escape.

what is going on?

R we shore there's no gods here? This seems like gods to me

What is this?

I know this place vaguely looks like a New York, but I don't really give a fuck about the Entity or this place.

Where the hell's my team? Is SHIELD around? My da

My name is Sam Wilson. I'm not sure where I am but there's a little white girl here as well and she seems really scared. I already tried to call my mother on a phone that seems like and it said the number was disconnected. Can someone help me?

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! is anyone out there?

Oh dear. Father is going to be so very angry with me.

I don't care what that stupid letter said. Send me back home now.

You are all going to be in big trouble if you do not return me to my father at once.

He will rain fire down upon you all to retrieve me so send me back if you want to live.

I don't suppose anyone's seen a blue police box anywhere around here?

Hello. Excuse my English. I am Natalia and I do not know where I am or why I had a guy in my bed this morning. Or why there is another one across the hall.

What is Goodland?


Natasha is speaking a mixture of Russian and English but once she figures out that no one is going to hurt her, she'll be speaking English. She won't know herself as Natasha.

Funny thing. I was on my way to help a friend who was in trouble and now I am in this place and I have no idea where it is or what it is. But from what I'm reading, strange stuff is happening. I have a knack for finding strange stuff.

I'm Luke Skywalker and someone needs to rescue me

[FILTER: any friend* who didn't turn ages]

I always expected to lose my kids to their relatives when they got to Goodland, but this is a whole other level of shit. Yeah, I know, you can't lose what wasn't yours to start. Not that they are possessions. Oh, fuck it, you know what I mean.

Pep, if you want a flower girl, guess we have a whole town to choose from.




[if you want to be, you are!]

I like it here. I have friends. I wanna stay. Never had any besides Dante, and he’s mean sometimes.

Tomorrow is Sunday, isn't it? I can't miss church! Is there somewhere I can go here?