Some Reality Web

So, hey, Luke here.

I've been noticing people posting about fighting and such and I just wanted to offer my services. I'm great with a sword and if anyone would like to learn to fight that way, well, I'm here.

Also, it's sad that voice-to-text spells better than I do.

What do you do with a sick chemist?

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If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!

Okay, I'm done now.

I don't exactly want to come out to the the world, but I thought at least my friends and family should know who I am. I'm bisexual. In the spirit of coming out day and all.. After reading up on it I think that's what I am. Never admitted it before all this came up. Is it a thing people want to know idk.

( There is a wedding invitation under here... )

Sorry not sorry to anyone that has heard Selena coming from my lab (loudly) today. It's been that kind of day where I don't feel like Enlgishing.

Wee question. Do any of ye suffer from insomnia and if so wut have ye done to cure it? Asking for meself.

Wotcher, mates.

What in the name of Merlin's left bollock have I gotten myself into now?

The name's Tonks.