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It isn't Clairebear, it is Claire! ([info]lockbox) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-10-18 08:59:00

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Entry tags:active: mary bromfield, active: nico di angelo, inactive: thalia grace

What do you do with a sick chemist?

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If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!

Okay, I'm done now.


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[info]ladyshazam
2019-10-18 02:14 pm UTC (link)
That is perfect.

Literally made my morning!

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Really? I have more!

Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!" The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution."

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[info]ladyshazam
2019-10-18 02:24 pm UTC (link)
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Adviser tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog is thrilled! “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”

“No,” says his adviser, “in her biology class.”

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 02:27 pm UTC (link)
...I spit my soda out.

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[info]ladyshazam
2019-10-18 02:38 pm UTC (link)
I have my clever moments.

I'm Mary.

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 02:41 pm UTC (link)
I'm Claire, nice to meet you!

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[info]ladyshazam
2019-10-18 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Have you been here long?

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 05:52 pm UTC (link)
41 days to be exact.

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[info]ladyshazam
2019-10-18 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh wow. that's more exact than I was expecting!

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 08:30 pm UTC (link)
I could probably calculate the minutes and seconds as well.

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[info]ladyshazam
2019-10-18 08:43 pm UTC (link)
That's not necessary!

You're big into numbers, hm?

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 08:47 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. Chem, math, biology, everything?

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[info]ladyshazam
2019-10-18 08:48 pm UTC (link)
I like biology too. I hope to be a doctor one day.

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[info]theghostking
2019-10-18 02:24 pm UTC (link)
i dont get it.

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 02:26 pm UTC (link)
Oh, it's a chemistry joke.

Um, helium = heal him
Curium = cure him
Barium= bury him

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[info]theghostking
2019-10-18 02:29 pm UTC (link)
oh. thats why i didnt get it. ok. its clever tho. i just dont know chemistry. did you make it up your self?

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 02:38 pm UTC (link)
I love chemistry. And thank you. I saw a joke like it and modified it for this one.

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[info]theghostking
2019-10-18 02:59 pm UTC (link)
oh ok. thats still prety pretty clever.

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. I'm trying a thing where my nose isn't always in a book. Figured this was a good start.

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[info]theghostking
2019-10-18 04:15 pm UTC (link)
welcome. seems to be but still hope it is a gud good start for you.

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 04:31 pm UTC (link)
So far seems to be working out! I don't think I'm quite ready to do like a huge group outing anytime soon though.

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[info]theghostking
2019-10-18 05:23 pm UTC (link)
those can be alot. & stresful. but theres a yuth youth center thats fun. you could go there?

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 05:32 pm UTC (link)
I could try that. Uh, what does one do at a youth center?

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[info]theghostking
2019-10-18 05:39 pm UTC (link)
i dont know but this one has a pool & some kind of work out room & a place to watch movies & play games & hang out. its not to bad.

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 08:31 pm UTC (link)
I'll check it out.

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[info]wasatree
2019-10-18 03:47 pm UTC (link)
i wish my science was detter

all i got is: scel skeeltons are chill. nothing pets under their skin

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 04:10 pm UTC (link)
I can tutor you if you want?

Ha! That's a good one! Very humerus.

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[info]wasatree
2019-10-18 04:28 pm UTC (link)
key word here is "want"

not so nuch for the school stuff

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 04:30 pm UTC (link)
I forget not everyone likes school as much as me.

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[info]wasatree
2019-10-18 04:36 pm UTC (link)
nothign wronp with that. my dest friend love school too. its awesome shes the smart one

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 05:10 pm UTC (link)
My friends think I might love school a little too much. I mean... it is kind of accurate.

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[info]wasatree
2019-10-18 05:13 pm UTC (link)
hey u do u and bont worry wat other ppl say

but b carful with luke

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 05:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm working on that.

...is he honestly dangerous?

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[info]wasatree
2019-10-18 05:44 pm UTC (link)
he makes u liek trust him and then he boisons u. or droqs u in a pit of skorpions. or uses u as bait. or stars a war that pets u killed

he sez he is tryign 2 do better in his 2nd chamce. i want to beleive it but thats what he does. he gets u to trust him

so. b careful

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 08:37 pm UTC (link)
That all sounds awful. I'm so sorry.

I mean people do change, according to books.

I'll be super careful, promise. I don't exactly want to find myself in danger again.

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[info]wasatree
2019-10-18 08:39 pm UTC (link)
and let me no if u have any truobel. or douts.

wat dagner were u in?

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Will do.

Oh, uh, I kind of turned most of a vampire controlled town against me because I corrected the popular girl when she said WWII was that dumb Chinese War. Then there was the whole trying to forge a powerful book and then actually finding it and having more then half the town wanted it so badly they were willing to burn me and my friends alive in our house? I mean I almost only died a few times, no big deal.

Wow! The spell really doesn't work here. I can totally talk about everything.

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[info]wasatree
2019-10-18 08:44 pm UTC (link)
uh

whoa

lets have cofee. i want to haer more

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Okay. I mean I don't really drink coffee, but I could get a coke?

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[info]wasatree
2019-10-18 09:53 pm UTC (link)
i shudn't ie ether as well but i think i neeb this

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[info]machinesrus
2019-10-18 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Two chemists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have an H2O." The other says "I'll have an H2O, too," and died.

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 08:31 pm UTC (link)
What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

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[info]machinesrus
2019-10-18 09:07 pm UTC (link)
I'm almost afraid to ask.

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Separation anxiety!

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[info]diedtwice
2019-10-18 08:03 pm UTC (link)
That is a terrible joke.

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[info]lockbox
2019-10-18 08:32 pm UTC (link)
What? No, it is not! It got people talking to me so it served its purpose.

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[info]diedtwice
2019-10-19 04:40 pm UTC (link)
That doesn't make it a good joke, you know.

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