Some Reality Web

My earlier haste to return to my world may have been misguided, and as I reevaluate the measures of such a return when possible it has come to my attention that I require employment. They keep asking for money for cronuts.

However I am somewhat lacking in skills that one would consider required for gainful employment, as there appears to be no need for mercenary or assassin in this place. I find myself at a loss for where my skills would be useful.

I also do not have a reference.

I wonder if it would be hard to learn to make jewelry. Gems are supposed to be good for holding magic too.

[Wanda]
Do you still Can we cook something this weekend?

What the freaking Hell?

First Canada. Now New York.

And where the Hell is my car?!

There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think –








It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!

School starts tomorrow. Not freaking out or anything, though. Honest.

However, I was at my usual thrift shop of choice looking for school clothes and maybe a new bag when I saw the best thing ever. I found her, guys. I found Annabelle. She's even wearing the right dress. I did the only thing I could do, I bought her. She needs to be cleaned up and her clothes need some repairs, but that'll give me something to do tonight instead of absolutely not freaking out about school.

It's occurring to me that I apparently need...rent? For next month?

I'm not overly qualified for anything in terms of a job, unless people are interested in learning sword fighting and self-defense techniques?

[James]

I feel so...weird. I don't know how to be nice to random people and I don't particularly know how to fit in.

I think I'm going to see how far I can fly out and see what the limits to escaping are.