Some Reality Web

Hey. How are you doing?

One slice of cheese pizza is exactly what I needed.

[FILTERED TO TONY]
Could I talk to you about my hours, Mr Handsome Boss man? It can wait until tomorrow, though.

[FILTERED TO DEREK HALE]
I'm curious. What's your deal?

[Peter Parker]

O, guru of pop culture and all-around genius. I need you to settle a debate.

So now that I've gotten the hang of this and all that, I guess I have a few questions.

Do teens get an allowance, or do I need to get a weekend job? Is there a place somewhere around here that's... durable, I guess, for power use? Also, if anyone needs tutoring before or during school, think we could set something up for that? I'm crap at ethics, and if this is going to transfer over to home if/when I go back, I'd love to not fail.

While it's not quite the Daily Planet level of busy, Goodland News has been keeping me occupied, which is swell. That being said, is there anything that you, as new residents of this world, would like to see us reporting on in the paper?

So far this summer break thing is everything it's been made up to be. Does it have to end so soon?

[ Other animal-turning people ]

Where do you go when you change? I don't usually want to step on any toes.