7:34 AM
[sent from work in the morning]
[Text to Peter Parker]
>> Dad Joke of the Day
>> Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
>> Give up?
>> B/C it was rated arrrrrr!
[Texts to all "his" kids - not a group text, but same message]
>> Friendly reminder that I love you.
>> ⊂(◉‿◉)つ
[Text to Peter Parker]
>> Dad Joke of the Day
>> Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
>> Give up?
>> B/C it was rated arrrrrr!
[Texts to all "his" kids - not a group text, but same message]
>> Friendly reminder that I love you.
>> ⊂(◉‿◉)つ