Some Reality Web

Well I'm glad those stupid apples are gone.

[Casa de Morningstar]

Costumes. Do we have a theme going this year?

Who wants to stab pumpkins with me?!

Note to self; don't try to charge coffee when dead tired, accidents happen.

[ EMMA & JUBILATION ]

I feel like I should warn you; the kitchen is... a mess. And I refuse to accept the full blame, but I swear I'm fixing it.

[ BARTON ]

You're the handyman around these parts, aren't you? How much for a new kitchen?

Demon vs Robot--place your bets on who's going to win.

Spoiler Alert: Its gonna be me.

Chloe, you stay inside with the kids. Lucifer get your well dressed ass out here and help.

Ugh. Like. No.

We just finished having to go to school. Who wants to live there? This is soooooo lame.

My blanket fort is missing, what the heck!

BUBBLES BLOSSOM!!! This needs fixing!

I'm almost certain this is going to turn into 'Murder at weird theme park' week.

Which is almost refreshingly normal at this point.

[ TRIX + LAURA ]
If you want to go to the park will you at least make sure Maze or Lucifer know where you are, please?

[ LUCIFER ]
Do you intend to go around there and scare the pants off people?

Look at what Trixie and I found. His name is Donkey, and he's funny and sings.

Lucifer, he we want waffles for breakfast.

DAD! MOM!

You gotta let me keep her!

Please!!!!

how do i make jonathan an emotional support wolverine?

no one likes him coming to school. but i can't leave him behind!

school is dumb anyway.

Uh... sup?

My name's Jubilation Lee.

I had a shower and a nap and

I am like totally ... confused still.

I've like lost my mind.

[Mutants]

Someone told me there were others here. I hope this works. I don't know how to get back to the Mansion, or how I got out of Genosha...

Think it's safe to say the bars are going to be busy until the vision troubles let up, eh?

MUTANTS
We haven't done the bonding thing in a while, so how about a big ol' mutant family dinner? I promise I won't let Emma near the kitchen.

KATE
You're from the future, right? So, you know up to a certain point?

EMMA
Not sure what you're seeing, chérie, but you ought to take a peek at Chloë and Camille.

Esto es estúpido.

[X-MEN/MUTANTS WHO KNOW LOGAN]

What was Wolverine like when you knew him?

[DAD]

So like I know I'm grounded forever but... I just got a note about going to Uncle Tony's farm, and it feels like something I should totally do. Y'know, like an assignment for my GED or something.

Which.... y'know, is important and... means I can... break my grounding to specifically go straight to the farm? Right? Please?

[added later]

Holy shit sticks, Lila, the horses are here.

Sorry Uncle Tony but there are more mouths at the farm! Our chicken coop showed up, and Blitzen and Prancer, and that fucking rooster, but I think we're far enough away and there are more goats!

So Tor is okay with goats but is less okay with horses and crap, is there even a stables here for the horses???

She showed up in my room today. Her name is Lola.

Hey, Trix? Laura?

Want me to bring you the head of a monster as a souvenir?

The last time I was any place with something called The Entity it was...something? Something. We'll go with something. I really want to say amazing but that's not It's not goo HEY

This is something!

Hi, I'm Kate. Kate Bishop. Hawkeye. Avenger. World's Best Archer. Take your pick. I'll answer to all of the above.

I'm booooored. So bored. Somebody hot come and do body shots off me or let me do body shots off them.

[lucifer, chloe, maze, trixie & laura]

We're going to do a meal for Thursday night, but probably not a big deal of a thing. Is anyone overly fond of turkey? It's usually a lot dry when I cook it Lucifer seems to have some ideas for dinner though.

Laura, is there anything in particular you like or dislike? And Trixie you can pick the dessert if you want?

Maze, please no torture weapons at the dinner table.

[House Lucifer]

Do you have to be something scary for Halloween?

I dont want to be that guy but... maybe the bears just want a hug. Have the bears even actually hurt anyone other than scaring a kid?