Some Reality Web

Where is
How did I

What kind of name is Goodland?

He didn't turn to dust, but this still fucking sucks. Some birthday month. And life goes on, you know?


[He is a little drunk]

Jamie is gone. Yes, I am sure. No, I don't want to talk about it.

She punches so hard. Omfg. You ever just crave fried pickles?

[Dad]
I have something to tell you.

Mother fucking bullfrogs.

[PETER&MORGAN&ABBIE&MJ]

I ain't reporting shit to Doctor Sam. I wouldn't recommend telling him anything.

That said, fuuuuuck. I fried my computer.

I simultaneously love and hate this game. I don't allow myself to play it till my homework is done because I lose literal hours running around picking up shells and fishing and selling things for bells to buy all the things for my house.

I blame Harley. I don't know when it became almost 8, but I need to eat something before I die.

I'm happy to report the theatre room in the youth center is now outfitted with a brand new projector and some very comfy seating options. So to celebrate, we obviously need to have a movie night. I was thinking Friday, but I need suggestions on what our inaugural film should be.

There will be popcorn, all of the candy, chips, and some cupcakes to go along with this movie night. If there's a snack you'd like, speak up!

If any adults want to volunteer to 'chaperone' (read: watch the movie), sign up here. We'll keep to the back; you won't even know we're there.

Still forever salty that I can't go to Berkeley now. I'm accepting arguments for which Manhattan university I should pick as my Plan B.

May Parker

Would it be super weird if I asked if you wanted to get lunch or something sometime?

Peter Parker

So, I'm thinking we need to eat our own weight in churros soon. Or possibly hot dogs. Maybe both.

[Filter to Peter Parker]
Hey Peter. Do you know everyone here? Or, like, most people here?
[end]

[Filter to Tony Stark]
( In which Abbie word vomits at Tony )

This is probably something I could look up, but I'd rather ask the hive mind: Is the Museum of Natural History still here, and do I have to pay to go in?

Who wants to help me move some things into the youth center?

[ Peter ]

I think you and I need to talk about secrets again. Is this a getting older thing, or a Spider-man thing, or both?

I'm not buying this at all.

Harley, did you go and create some fantastic simulation? The note is cute, though.

In case this is real, I am Princess Shuri of Wakanda. I am pleased to make your acquaintance.

I feel like I'm getting tired really easily lately.

Only four days until half price chocolate day. I'm pre-emptively getting my exercise in.

I got rid of a stupid villager today. Good day.

[Casa Stark]

Dinner is honey stung fried chicken, mashed sweet potatoes, and mac n cheese. There is salad if you want healthy. That is all.

[Friends]
I've been peer pressured.



Inevitable questions: probably some kind of spaniel-slash-poodle-something, about two years old, she answers to Minka, just under a foot.

[Medical]
I'll be in on Monday.
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Apparently the Humane Society's got an adoption drive on.

God damnit, taquitos.

[Dad, Peter, Aunt May]
Abbie and I are gonna walk back to the Villa. We are going to hide in my room.

That is all.

[Tim]
Got her.

Shit. Did I get snapped again? This is a new kind of snap since it's not dark, and the one that did it signed their name, and I have this thing. But people from other planets come and go as they want, so you never know.

[ Texts to Peter, around 11am ]
» Hey kiddo
» Got anything important happening at school today?

Was anyone injured during...all that?

[Filtered to Friends]

Obviously so many people in pain or panic isn't something to be happy about but...

I think maybe the surge? Poked at Him a bit. And I honestly don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing but it's the most I've felt in a while so I'm going to hope for good.

...the bodega was out of Kickstarts. This is going to be a long fucking day. I need pedialyte or whatever.

[Tim]

I hate you. I am wearing sunglasses inside. Tony is totally going to notice if he comes by my area.