Some Reality Web

Again? Really? This place looks a lot different than when I was here before, but the ostrich theme is the same.

Steve, are you still around? Wanda or Carol?

[Avengers*]

Tony requested a get together soon. He did say guys, but I think exceptions can probably be made.

If there are no objections, dinner tomorrow night. Tony, your pick.

(*This filter is open to interpretation, including Sam and Bucky, and honestly anyone else you think could be on it probably is).

Okay. I know the last few days have been nuts but this takes the cake. I thought I was going to the future with Doc and here I am sitting on my ass in an apartment building looking at a bunch of ostriches.

And what is a Jubilant Entity anyway? I suppose I should introduce myself to whoever can read this thing. I'm Marty McFly.

I'm not sure how this was fair to anyone involved.

[Jeremy]
...I'm so sorry.

[Josie and Lizzie]
I'm sorry I didn't remember you. I really hate it here sometimes- you two are the exception. Are you okay?

[Enzo]
...

[Angel]
Thanks for keeping me calm. Fewer fires that way.

I suppose this is one night to stay out of the sky at least.

[ AMERICA ]
Hey, you wanna go out? No drink, promise. Maybe just some dancing?

Consider it your birthday present?

My Rhodey is gone. I hope this is not a trend with my family and friends. Stay put, guys.

Who in the bloody hell is calling themselves a 'jubilant entity' and why have you brought us here?

Yes! Super strength, I have missed you!

CAROL COME PUNCH ME IT'LL BE FUN

Wonder if this was meant to be like some kind of lesson in appreciation or something.

I set my bed on fire.

I managed to smother it but...I'm sort of afraid to touch anything right now.

This isn't where I just fucking was. What is going on? Can't an old man finally fucking rest without being hurled into some new timeline? Guessing no, which is just fantastic.

Kid, you out there? Did you make it?




I need a drink.

Who wants to help me move some things into the youth center?

[ Peter ]

I think you and I need to talk about secrets again. Is this a getting older thing, or a Spider-man thing, or both?

Okay so I like to think I'm sorta used to the weird and wonderful by this point in my life but this? This is definitely pushing it.

Also the last entity I ran across wanted to kill everyone and destroy everything in the known universe so... yeah.

congrats team parker!!!

i drew winky covered in glitter after she got into my art supplies today.

What? What! What?!

Hold on. Goodland. No. Yes. No. No, no, no.


No.

Never heard of it.

Okay so, Chewie is getting more independent and settled, which means she's going to roam. I can't tell her not to, she's not exactly a pet so much as a companion and frankly, she's not dangerous.

However, should she eat something of yours (and she's not a cat, so it's not like she'll just eat little things) please just message me and I'll get it back later for you. America: Do. Not. Shake. Chewie. You impatient brat.

sidebar: she is joking, america and chewie love each other really, they're just like feuding siblings.

I really don't want to get a call at some point that half a militia from Torfa just got regurgitated by my flerken.

[ KARA ]

How you doing? Getting on okay?

[ BARRY ]

Consider this a check in. How're things?

Damnit. CAROL, your fucking damn cat/flerken/rodent ate my jacket. COME AND GET HER TO SPIT IT OUT.

I swear. Why is she even wandering around? I'm just trying to eat breakfast!

I'm gonna make a portal in her damn stomach if she doesn't give it back, Carol.

Hawkeye, let's find this asshole King so shit can go back to normal.

Fine. I got an ear-worm.

Cash in your bets.

[Filter: Adult family & friends*]

How do you stop acting like a kid is your kid?



[21+ & you are if you want to be]

BARRY, we're going racing.

GEORGE, FRED & BILL, I'm bringing pizzas over later.

CAROL, can we spar in the sky after my race with Barry?

ELENA, shopping trip tomorrow??

Whose cat is this?

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