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Tweak says, "I vant to vite your vinger!"

ιитєяdιмєиѕισиαℓ ɹǝʞɔıʞ σf вυтт (cosmickick) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2020-03-02 12:59:00

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active: america chavez, active: carol danvers, inactive: tia malone

Damnit. CAROL, your ~~fucking~~ damn cat/flerken/rodent ate my jacket. COME AND GET HER TO SPIT IT OUT.

I swear. Why is she even wandering around? I'm just trying to eat breakfast!

I'm gonna make a portal in her damn stomach if she doesn't give it back, Carol.

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	tcastaway 2020-03-02 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	do you want me to come talk to her? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cosmickick 2020-03-03 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	That's fine, but thanks. Carol is going to get her butt over here and get my damn jacket outta this idiot flerken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tcastaway 2020-03-03 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	good luck! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ribbons 2020-03-02 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	If the creature devours any of my possessions I will not be pleased. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cosmickick 2020-03-03 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	She's annoyed at me for ignoring her, but damnit I don't need fur on everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ribbons 2020-03-03 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	She begins to sound more like Thori. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cosmickick 2020-03-03 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	What or who is Thori? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ribbons 2020-03-03 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	The hell-hound that came with my foster-daughter. He was badly tempered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cosmickick 2020-03-03 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Chewie isn't so much 'badly' tempered. She's just a spoiled brat because her chosen human never tells her off. I'm literally yelling at her and she's just rolling her eyes at me. How is this my life. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	piracies 2020-03-02 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Chewie ate your jacket? ...that tracks. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cosmickick 2020-03-03 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'm seconds away from shaking her until she throws it up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracies 2020-03-03 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	I might pay to see that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cosmickick 2020-03-03 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorely tempted, I'm only holding off because what the hell else might she spit out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracies 2020-03-03 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	A wise life choice. Want me to come over with Lockheed? He can keep her company and out of your business. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cosmickick 2020-03-03 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Can he glare are her and until she spits out my jacket. I swear, I'm telling off a damn furry alien right now. I know she understands me. But it still feels weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracies 2020-03-03 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	It might take some serious bribing to get him to glare at his BFF. Got any cheetos? Also? Completely relatable. I feel stupid every time I have an argument with this cat-sized alien dragon who I know understands every single thing I'm saying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cosmickick 2020-03-03 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	No cheetos. Food around here tends to get eaten. Literally talking to her like she's a small child that will learn from this lesson or apologise at some point. I mean, Jesus, this is ridiculous. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	callmemarvel 2020-03-04 11:21 am UTC (link)
	Don't shake her. Jesus, America, she'll swallow you if you do that. I'll be along in a second, it's not like she's going to digest your jacket, just pet her for a bit and I'll be by. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cosmickick 2020-03-04 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	At least then I'll get my jacket back! That feels too much like rewarding her for shitty behaviour. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callmemarvel 2020-03-05 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Giving her attention is not rewarding bad behaviour it's literally what you're meant to do. Pet her or I'm not getting her to give you back your jacket. (Reply to this) (Parent)