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Pie ideas from an insomniac mind:

Sweet cream custard with an earl grey crust. Call it Dorian Grey and give it a blackberry layer under the custard, since he had a dark side.

Pink peppercorn and pear tart. I want to call this one Peppered Potts and make the tarts in their own little ramekins.

Feta, honey, and fig cheese cake (it's a pie the way a burger is a sandwich)

Balsamic and berry crumble. The crumble will be mostly candied walnuts, and the berry should be strawberries or something equally sweet to balance the balsamic.

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I think it is perhaps time I actually subject myself to a job. Bard, it seems, is not a true profession here. A tragedy, really.

I've narrowed it down to the following:

Music teacher
Professional bum
Singing telegram
Museum tour guide

It may need some fine tuning, but I am still looking. I have, unfortunately, become accustomed to being a lazy flower. If only I could continue to just live a jolly life of Sailor Moon, karaoke, and not having to sully my delicate hands.

It should be noted that a person should put up padding if they are going to test something with extreme recoil. My fucking elbow hates me.

[Jason]
Hey, nerd.

Want to go see a movie?

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