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Tweak says, "I get it, humans are stupid"

Jaskier (pankratz) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2020-05-14 09:28:00

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I think it is perhaps time I actually subject myself to a job. Bard, it seems, is not a true profession here. A tragedy, really.

I've narrowed it down to the following:

Music teacher
Professional bum
Singing telegram
Museum tour guide

It may need some fine tuning, but I am still looking. I have, unfortunately, become accustomed to being a lazy flower. If only I could continue to just live a jolly life of Sailor Moon, karaoke, and not having to sully my delicate hands.

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	dancingdinos 2020-05-14 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	I almost felt bad for you, but you ruined it with the "delicate hands" part. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pankratz 2020-05-14 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	I say it because the only callouses I have are from strumming strings. Hardly hands made for hard labor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dancingdinos 2020-05-15 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Which you don't want to do anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lassoingtruth 2020-05-14 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	I do work at a museum. Perhaps I could help you gain access to tour guide training. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pankratz 2020-05-14 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh? That would be appreciated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lassoingtruth 2020-05-17 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'd love to help. My name is Diana. You are? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wasatree 2020-05-15 02:14 am UTC (link)
	You were the first person I thought of when I saw this. Also, he can sing. Singing museum tours? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lassoingtruth 2020-05-17 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	That would be delightful, I think! (Reply to this) (Parent)