Some Reality Web

My kids aren't spoiled at all. Don't know what you are talking about. Merry Christmas!

She's back.

We watched Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and now the talking animal is here. Goodland, never change.

SANTA COMES SOON!

It was the anniversary of my parents' deaths two days ago and---
I love Christmas, but this time of year---

Everyone get off your ass and wish Bruce a happy birthday. Love you, Brucie-Bear!

Cap is gone again. I swear he needs Velcro.

WHO IS GOING TO TEACH ME TO SKI?

[FILTER: Family in her household]

Did you see the fall festival that is happening this weekend? Would you like to go?

I dont even like apples they are so dumb

This place only seems to be more confusing. How does one play tag with laser guns? Wouldn't that lead to... serious injury?


[Frigga]

Mot--
Queen Frigga Mother, would you be interested in showing me some more... friendly... magic? I believe I would like to learn. To impress the small magic child.

How do you keep teen superheroes at home? Asking for a friend.

THEY LOOK LIKE TOYS BUT THEY ARE NOT TOYS!

Thank you to everyone who joined us in the park on Sunday. Much fun occurred. I especially liked musical chairs. It was fun watching Tony fall on his behind.

[FILTER: Avengers (all) and their extended families]

I'm throwing a party for Vision's arrival. Tommy made sure to remind me Vision can't eat so there will be plenty of games too. Join us in Central Park this Sunday at noon.

BETTY slipped the following note into Bruce's lunch box:

Bruce,

I got a sitter for Saturday night. Let's make the most of it.

Love,
Betty

I've heard it's possible to speak with this Entity. Is it a matter of writing said request, or something more along the lines of yelling like a crazed fanatic at the sky and hoping for an answer?

Well this is bullshit.

I have things to do.

I'm glad Pepper made me put on clothes before this morning.

I maintain that the only good use for a damned ostrich is it's feathers and, possibly, a decent egg. Otherwise, I'd prefer not to come into contact with them again any time soon.

And why am I so terribly hungry

I like being invisible! I can play tricks!