Some Reality Web

[people from unusual times and places]
I think I worked it out. When you don't know things people think everyone should you can say you were homeschooled by religious parents. I guess that's something that happens in America sometimes too, except usually it's about Jesus instead of summoning elder gods and ritual sacrifice.
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[girls]
What do you do when you think someone likes you??
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So, from what I've gathered, I've been taken into this new world by someone called the Jubilant Entity and there are singing small people here. Are they daemons? Where is the portal to get in and out of this world? It looks very much like Will's wo a world I've visited before. Can someone please tell me - is there an Oxford here?

I don't appreciate being abducted. I also don't like this singing little leprechaun. I'm going to rip out its throat if it doesn't shut the hell up.