Some Reality Web

Goodland my arse. This is bloody Manhattan. I should know. I've been here God knows how many times in the last thousand years.

Jubilant Entity you better be trying very hard to get me back. I swear to God. Bloody hell.

I should buy stock in sports tape at this rate. ...maybe punching bags as well.

Why do I keep working out hungover? Ugh. I hate myself.

[Josie&Lizzie&Hope]
I'm going to basically run 5K this weekend. You are welcome to join me.

As luck would have it I ran into my darling niece when I arrived.

Missed me?

I made one last request of the entity, and that was that all our funds be delivered here to us. And so it has.

Hope I’ll be creating an account and be putting a sizable sum in it for you in the morning.

You would think in a city modeled after New York City, there would be something of interest to do on a Sunday evening. Alas, I can think of nothing.

[Entity]

I do realize I am asking quite a lot from you, but I feel I must ask for one more thing to prevent me from having to use compulsion. If you could be so kind as to deliver to my family and I our bank account funds, we would be most grateful. Thank you.

[ooc: backdated to this morning!]

[Family Filter]

Given that today is Elijah's birthday, I propose a nice dinner out. Hope, do you have any restaurants you might recommend?

[Klaus and Freya]

I am requesting a room change so that we may all be together.

[To the Entity]

I request a room change so that I may be with my sister Freya and my brother Niklaus. If you would be so kind.

[Private to Damon and Elena]

I am unsure if you saw, but Niklaus arrived this morning. He's...not the same man you two remember, he's changed. However, I would understand if you wanted him to stay as far away from you as possible and will notify him o leave you alone.

Rather useless little note, isn't it?

I don't think the 'Entity' would be quite so 'Jubilant' if it dared to meet us face to face especially after I ripped out its heart with my bare hands

Would someone please tell me first why I'm in this godforsaken place and second, why I'm still alive?

Who in the bloody hell is calling themselves a 'jubilant entity' and why have you brought us here?

Cooper's cat The stray that Cooper brought home a couple weeks back had her kittens a little while back. They've been doing okay, they're still only a few weeks old, so too little to leave their mom.

Dad's already said I can keep the mom and a kitten, apparently I am not allowed six cats. I mean, I don't think that's too many. But I am being out voted. I am being oppressed and I dislike it.

Not getting attached to these little fur children is gonna be hard.

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Starting a petition to keep all six; sign below.

This does not appear to be the other side. Nor does it appear to be what I imagine 'finding peace' would be. Nor do I appear to be dead. I wonder if someone might be so kind as to explain exactly where I am and why I am here.