Some Reality Web

A toast to complicated paternal relationships.

The baby is due in like two weeks. Fuck, what if I drop the baby on his head?

All this jumping around is starting to give me whiplash. "Goodland," huh? Looks an awful lot like New York City.

Filter: Marvel

This is Agent Daisy Johnson, checking in. Sitrep?

Scratched an itch and can't sit still. Let's go out?

OH GOD. I literally spent thirty minutes just trying to get big so an ostrich wouldn't eat me! That journey would not have been fun!

Hi. I'm Scott, I have no idea what is going on here! Is this another timeline? Did we screw something up!?

If you are nice to me, I'll let you play with an alpaca, a goat, a rabbit, or a chicken. Family? They need names.

UPDATE: The alpacas are Notty and Al. The rabbits are Thumper and Hazel. The goats are Winken, Blinken, and Nod. Chicken # 1 - Colonel Sanders Chicken # 2 - Foghorn Leghorn

[FILTER: Bucky Barnes]

Want to see my farm?

I feel like I could sleep for a year.

Never thought I'd be grateful to have my mobile phone back. Now I can get back to refusing to learn it's functions. Bye 20s, you won't be missed!

Here's my official hello to the residents of crazy town.

Hi. I'm Damon. Hear I got a friend or two around here I might know. Come out, come out wherever you are.

It's weird to think that the maze might have actually helped me. Since I got out I've been going to AA meetings again and today I got my three year chip. So thanks to the maze I got my mind sorted out and I got my girl back. It's almost like this place really is trying to help us.

[Vanya]

How are you doing? Is the program staring to work for you?

How are you doing over there? Still in one piece?

[ filtered to anyone who hasn't changed ages ]

When this is all over, we're going to get some kind of prize, right?

I think we lost two more roommates. We seem to have bad luck with them.

[Jublient Entity]
We can't take losing any more roommates. Is there any way you can stop giving them to us?

[All drones and commlinks are back online. Check in, status updates.]

So glad to be out of that damn maze. I never want to experience anything like it ever again.

Apparently only working isn't healthy or something. I don't know what else to do. I used to go visit friends at the veterans center, but I don't know anyone here. Any other guys wanna play poker?

They say that everyone has a flaw... Mine is that I am irrevocably, irredeemably, uncontrollably in love with Anthony Edward Stark.

I would marry him in any universe, any setting, any time.

Of course, I said yes!

Okay, the frog was funny at first. Now it needs an off button.

Well shit.

I was trying to take a shower but it seems that I can only get cold water. And before some smartass makes the obvious comment. No, I didn't need one.

But now the door is stuck and I can't get out and I've already tried climbing.

So help?

Today I had intended to go over my lesson plans but the beach has a definite pull. I'm going to take my first vacation day and see what it feels like.